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The 'Net Won't Go On

To the tune of "My Heart Will Go On" by Celine Dion
New Lyrics by Richard Bunnell

Every time I connect
I hate it, I'm sickened
All the junk I find when I go on

Far across the countries
People upload to their sites
Evidence that the 'net won't go on

Here, I'm, viewing nothing but crime
I believe that the 'net won't go on
One more site of porno, and I'm liable to go
And destroy every computer
And the 'net will never ever go on

I searched for "cars" on Yahoo
And got nothing but porno
I slapped my head, what is going on?

All it does is bores
With nothing but WareZ
It stinks so much, it'll never go on

Every server, is advertising for the worse
I believe that the 'net won't go on
One more site of blood and gore
And I'll go insane
And the net will never go on

On here, everything I fear,
And I know that the 'net won't go on
It won't stay forever this way
We're not safe on the 'net
And the 'net will never go on

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Creamy Gooey Filling

To the tune of "Truly Madly Deeply" by Savage Garden
New Lyrics by Richard Bunnell

I used to eat, I used to gobble up those candy bars
But when I found those cream-filled cakes,
anything else tasted like tar
I love those Hostess cakes and the creamy gooey filling too,
I somehow input them into every little thing I do

Washing dishes,
And going fishing,
Always with a cake at my side

I wanna gobble up mountains of Twinkies,
Some Ding Dongs would go well with them too,
And some Cup Cakes to wash it all down,
Followed by a Ho-Ho or two

I'm well known throughout every local convenience store
I walk in there with 50 dollars,
buy those snack cakes and more
The tears of joy for all the cupcakes that I have bought
Oh, without me and my cravings those stores would not

Be in business
But I love Hostess
When I'm hungry, they're always there

I wanna gobble up mountains of Twinkies,
Some Ding Dongs would go well with them too,
And some Cup Cakes to wash it all down,
Followed by a Ho-Ho or two

Oh how I love them, baby
And how I drool so much
When I see those Suzy Qs
They bring every snack fantasy I have to life

But then I ended up going too crazy, now I'm dead
Saw one of those trucks, tried to raid it
And was shot in the head
But now, in heaven, there's much more creamy gooey filling too...

Millions and millions of cases of Twinkies
And Ding Dongs piled up by the thous
The Ho Hos here are just so darn great,
If I was alive, I'd be bigger than a house

I wanna gobble up mountains of Twinkies,
Some Ding Dongs would go well with them too,
And some Cup Cakes to wash it all down,
Followed by a Ho-Ho or two...
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One Hit Wonders

(Parody of "One Headlight" by The Wallflowers)
New lyrics by Richard Bunnell

So short a time that it went by so fast
Our fame and fortune sure didn't last
In a microphone we howled and squealed, got ourselves a record deal
People listened to our records and CDs
We guest starred, played on different talk shows
We were the coolest band out there, you know
We had a cheap shot at fame, even though we sang so lame
But still people we're fooled just the same

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY!
We could sing a little
Nothing is forever
We hit popularity right in the middle!
Like a-ha, Cyndi Lauper,
Dexy's Midnight Runners
You could just call us....
One Hit Wonders!

We sure got old, just like "Independence Day"
One week on Billboard our album stayed
But we were at the top spot, and you were not!
We hit #1, that's more than you can say!
A name for the group we could never decide,
to be At Work or just Without Hats
Oh, we could do no wrong, we only had a catchy song
We feel remorse when seeing "That Thing You Do"....

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY!
We could sing a little
Nothing is forever
We hit popularity right in the middle!
Village People, Yoko Ono,
Don't forget Los Lobos
You could just call us....
One Hit Wonders!

Yes we got old, but we sure had lots of luck
To be at that karaoke show
We hit all the notes off-tone, right into the microphone
That record exec just couldn't say no
Oh please, don't call us a corporate band
The Spice Girls we sure as heck ain't
or Milli Vanilli, C & C Music Factory
We sang our own songs, but we still stank

Hey, hey, HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY!
We could sing a little!
Nothing is forever!
We smacked popularity right in the middle!
Like the Presidents Of The USA!
ABC and Billy Ray!
You could just call us!
....One Hit Woooooooondeeeeeers.....
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Love Snacks

(Parody of "Love Shack" by the B-52's)
New lyrics by Richard Bunnell

If you see a fat guy lying on the side of the road,
You'll know that it's me, cause I
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE SNACKS! Love snacks, baby!!!!

I'm heading down the cafeteria line
Piling up my tray with hamburgers,
hot dogs, pizza, snacks, baby!

My butt's full of lard,
I'm as big as a whale,
and it's gonna get bigger cause I love snacks!
Just to fit me my car has to seat about 20,
I'm the #1 guy who pays McDonalds money!

I love snacks, cause they're just so tasty
Even though they'll kill me
I love snacks baby, (he loves snacks bay-e-bee!)

LOVE SNACKS! YEAH I LOVE SNACKS!
LOVE SNACKS! YEAH I LOVE SNACKS!
LOVE SNACKS! YEAH I LOVE SNACKS! (Yeah, baby, that's why you're fat!)
LOVE SNACKS! YEAH I LOVE SNACKS! (Yeah, baby, that's why you're fat!)

I say, "Large pizza, please!
And with cheese, cause I love snacks!"

I sit way back
In the aisle of a theater
The seats don't fit me,
But there's still popcorn, baby!

With fries on the side, please,
Oh, and some ice cream, please,
And with chocolate syrup, please,
And an extra slushie freeze!

I love snacks, even though they're fattening
Well, they taste good, so what?
I love snacks, baby...(I LOVE SNACKS BABY!)

I LOVE SNACKS! THAT'S WHY I'M FAT!
I LOVE SNACKS! THAT'S WHY I'M FAT!

Moving and a-squeezing, pushing and a pulling,
Heaving and a hoeing to get out of my front door!
My whole stomach bulges, yeah my whole stomach bulges!
My whole stomach bulges, cause those snacks keep going
Down and down and down and down!

Everybody's skinny, everybody's skinny baby
'Cept me and Roseanne, cause those snacks just go DOWN!
Everybody's skinny, everybody's skinny baby
Jiggling little lard! Jiggling little lard!

(Sound of belt-buckle breaking and buttons snapping)

My clothes are size 190, I'm as big as a whale,
And my heart's about to faaail!! (Whoo!)
To fit me my car has to seat about 20
And Burger King thanks me for all the money!

I love snacks, they've got such a good taste,
I can't resist those cupcakes!
I love snacks baby.....(I love snacks bay-e-bee)

LOVE SNACKS! YEAH I LOVE SNACKS!
LOVE SNACKS! YEAH I LOVE SNACKS!
LOVE SNACKS! YEAH I LOVE SNACKS! (Yeah, baby, that's why you're fat!)
LOVE SNACKS! YEAH I LOVE SNACKS! (Yeah, baby, that's why you're fat!)

(the music breaks down, you hear "You idiot! You sat on my trumpet!")

Bang, bang, bang, on the door baby (knock a little louder, sugar)
OOF! Bang, bang, bang, on the door baby! (I can't get in!)
Bang, bang, bang, on the door baby! (I'm just trying to lose weight!)
Bang, bang, bang, on the door baby! (I CAN'T FIT THROUGH!)

Bang, bang, bang, on the door baby,
Bang, bang, bang, on the door baby,

BANG BANG! (OOF! The door's too small!)
BANG BANG! (They should widen this!)
BANG BANG! (Should've laid off those Ho Hos!)
BANG BANG! (WHAT?)

JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENY CRAIG, MAN!

LOVE SNACKS! YEAH I LOVE SNACKS!
LOVE SNACKS! YEAH I LOVE SNACKS! (Yeah, baby, that's why you're fat!)
LOVE SNACKS! YEAH I LOVE SNACKS! (Yeah, baby, that's why you're fat!)
LOVE SNACKS! YEAH I LOVE SNACKS!
Eating and a stuffing, consuming and loving
cause I loooooooooove snacks.....
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Eat the World

to the tune of Heal The World by Michael Jackson
lyrics by Richard Bunnell, alias MetalMan

Download the MIDI file

Marvin The Martian:

I have tried and tried to obliterate that annoying planet, Earth.

I've tried laser cannons, blasters, even the U-32 Explosive Space

Modulator!

But now, this is my latest and greatest plan! You, my

space beast, are going to have a little snack tonight! Let

me fill you in......

There's a place, in space
Where you shall feed your face
It's called earth, and it's really nice and tasty
I need it to be gone, as it obstructs my view of Venus
But above all, just munch and crunch and crunch it
There are ways to get there
If you care enough for your starship
Just make it an empty space for me and only me
Eat the world
Make it an empty space
For me, just for me, forget that human race
There are people living
And we can't have that, can we?
Make it an empty space for me and only me
What is this, you've returned?
You say that this stupid bunny
Came along and dropped an anvil on your head?
You say his name was Bugs, and he wore these bright white gloves,
And he dropped you into the Grand Canyon?
Oh geez, why can't you beat him?
I thought you would be able to
Make it an empty space
Make it an empty space
Eat the world
Make it an empty space
For me, just for me, forget that human race
There are people living
And we can't have that, can we?
Make it an empty space.......
(Repeat until fade out)

Tom Habz and Mike Fogey
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