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The SHARK MASTER
BAND MEMBERS
Mikes CornerDaves DoghouseCruisin With CrashJohnny Cs Keyholemusic
About Uncle Wally|
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| JOHNNY C'S KEYHOLE |
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| INSIDE THE WARPED MIND OF UNCLE WALLY'S KEYBOARD PLAYER |
 Well Dave finally guilted me into updating my page. AGAIN!!!! Well let's see if I can come up with something. Hmmmmmmmmmm Hmmmmmmmmmm Hmmmmmmmmmm Sorry my mouth is full. I would like to give congrats.(It's easier to spell congrats then spell the whole word) Not "hole" word. That would be more like: Grand Canyon Sink Drain Guitar input Nostril I better stop before I go too far with the body parts. I can hear the gutter calling again. I'm resisting the urge Damn Gutter Where was I? Oh yeah. Congrats to Mike and Stacy-they have a beautiful baby girl. I've only seen a picture. But that's because I'm an ignorant anti social bastard,that never visits anyone. See how I am!!! Dave and Sara congrats too. and congrats to Crash,because he is lock to win Dave's "Who will be the last to post"contest. Congrats to Sharky because of his new Ramone look. I've never seen someone bounce around on stage like you do. Of course now I need a helmet and mouthguard.(too many microphone scars) Oh yeah I already have a helmet. Mr. Coyne,there's a Mr.Gutter calling for you. Do you accept the charges? I'm drifting badly tonight. Not that it's anything new. But Butt Time for a smoke Thought I was going to the gutter again. Didn't you I think my babble meter has expired. Time to go. By the Way Uncle Wally has the best fans in the world We love you Adriaaannnnnnnnne Be good and if you can't Name it after me. CYA Shit I forgot I got a new keyboard(I am brain dead)Tell me what you think. Shoot me an email I may update my site once every 6 months,but I read email everyday. Being the Anti social recluse that I am. My Stuff: Korg (Triton LE88)Finally a Piano w/88 keys(my old one had 84 1/2 Roc N Soc Throne(Stool)(Chair)(Seat)(Ass Rest)(Lap Maker) with Custom Ass Groove(Courtesy of the Cournoyer Ass Crack Foundation). Peanuts are no longer the preferred projectile for the shows(anything I can get my hands on will do now)Fricking Sharky has been throwing empty gallon containers at me,I guess it would be worse if they were full. Bottled Water(No Preference) Towel(To aggrevate fellow bandmates) Bandmates(To aggrevate my towel) Can Bandmate be a verb???? Stuff you don't know about: Fender Strat 57 reissue(Tobacco Sunburst) Fender Strat 40th Anniversary(Sunburst) Marshall 50w Lead Marshall 4x12 cab Yeah whatever JC All comments made on this WEBPAGE are solely made at the discretion of this duhmented person. In NO way does UNCLEWALLY support,or is held responsible for what comes out of this persons brain(whatever is left of it) If anyone is offended by his rantings please feel free to keep it to yourself. On behalf of all the members of UNCLEWALLY: He won't go away. email me at johncourn@aol.com |
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