Seifer Almasy VS. Rufus Shinra - Playstation - http://maxpages.com/ultimaforces/Seifer_vs

Rachel: Welcome back. We just saw Zell explode to tiny bits and Tifa fall to her death. We’re ready to see the next bloody fight, Seifer Almasy vs. Rufus Shinra.
Katie: This should be very interesting. Seifer’s strong attitude can kill anything. He might have a chance of creaming Rufus. Rufus on the other hand, since he owns the world, he can do whatever he wants to it.
Rachel: Well it looks as if our fighters are ready.
Katie: Just a second. We have received word that Rinoa and Aeris’s surgery has been a success.
Rachel: That’s wonderful. Go to the surveillance camera!
They watch a video. They see Rinoa and Aeris talking.
Aeris: You are gonna die Rinoa! That’s all there is to it!
Rinoa: Aeris! Wait! Can we resolve things?
Aeris: Too late for resolving things!
Aeris begins to punch Rinoa. Danielle runs in.
Danielle: Break it up! Break it up! Save it for the fight!
Rinoa: How rude! I’ll see you in the ring!
The video ends.
Katie: Nasty stuff.
Rachel: Hold on a second. Rewind it a bit.
Katie rewinds the video.
Rachel: Why Hojo tiptoeing from the lab?
Katie: I don’t…know.
Rachel: He better not have screwed up anything! Sorry for that inconvenience folks. Let’s go to the ring. In the blue corner, the student with an attitude. Seifer Almasy!
Crowd: …………………yeah.
Seifer: HEY!
Katie: And in the red corner, the President of the world, Rufus Shinra!
Crowd: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Seifer: Why are you cheering for him?!
Rufus: Because I ordered them to! I own the world, remember?
Danielle: OK you 2. I want a good clean fight! No hitting below the belt and no retreating like little sissy chicken babies! You hear? Let’s get it on!
The bell rings.
Seifer: Hey! Mr. President! You’re going to be resigned!
Seifer grabs his gunblade and attacks Rufus.
Katie: Immediate combat!
Rachel: Boring.
Katie: Hey! Sephiroth is not invading this time! Security guards are holding him back!
Rachel: Aww…man.
Seifer: The people love ME! Not you! I have fans! And what about you? Got any fans?
Danielle: I’m a Rufus fan!
Rufus: Thank you.
Katie: Danielle! You’re a Seifer fan too!
Danielle: Hmm…you’re right. Rufus, kick Seifer’s bloody butt!
Rachel: Wait a minute! Danielle can’t order people around!
Katie: She is the ref. She has the power to do that.
Seifer: Why do you want him to win when you’re one of my fans?
Danielle: Because maybe I like Rufus a bit better! NOW LOSE!
Rufus begins to attack Seifer. Rufus whistles and his Dark Nation begins to tear Seifer into tiny bits.
Danielle: The winner is…Rufus Shinra!
Crowd: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Katie: That was fast.
Rachel: You said it. But I sorta wanted Sephiroth to come in and kill them both.
Katie: Wait until the fight when he fights Ultimecia Rachel. Coming up next is the first unusual fight, Quistis Trepe vs. Red XIII.
Security Guard: Rachel! Katie! Terrible news! Sephiroth escaped!
Katie: HE WHAT?!
Rachel: ALL RIHT! GO SEPHIROTH!
Katie: Shush!
Security Guard: I sent my men to find him.
Rachel: Let's hope he doesn't find Sephiroth.

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