At Balamb Garden, everyone assembled into Quistiss classroom to begin the day. Quistis walked in, smiling. She was ready assign everyone a project. Class. Im going to have you all do a project. Everyone sighed and moaned at the thought of project. You will be with a partner whom ILL be choosing. Everyone moaned even louder. Now, Squall, you are with...Zell. Zell sighed while Squall said nothing. Selphie, you are with...Katie. Selphie and Katie gave each other high-fives. Rachel, youre with me. Half the class moaned, knowing that Rachel is with Quistis. And Danielle. Danielle looked up, anxious to know who is her partner. You are with...Seifer. WHAT?! How could you?! What have I done to you?! screamed Danielle. Seifer glared at Danielle. Shut up you little fungus.
Danielle stood up with rage. YOURE DEAD NOW! Danielle grabbed her wizard staff and ran towards Seifer. Danielle, if youre going to attack fellow students, at least do it in the Training Center, said Quistis. OK. Seifer. Come along. Danielle and Seifer leave the room. While everyone is confused, they hear Seifer yelling and he stomps back into the room. That was not funny fungus! Danielle snaps her fingers. I was so close!
Take your seats you 2, said Quistis. Seifer and Danielle returned to their seats. Now class, I want you spend 1 week with your assigned person and write a presentation for the whole class about that person. Then I want you to write a report that
Selphie raised her hand. Yes Selphie. What is it? I dont mean to interrupt Instructor, but Seifer is impersonating a Viking. Everyone looks at Seifer a begins to laugh. Quistis too. What are you laughing at?! shouted Seifer. Fujin grabbed her mirrior. VIKING
YOU! Seifer looked in the mirror and saw a Viking hat on his head. Alright! WHO DID THAT?! Squall? He glances at Squall who looks back, with an expressionless face. Chicken-wuss? Zell put up his fists. DONT CALL ME THAT?! Seifer looks around and notices Danielle giggling behind him. Fungus! My names Danielle butt-wipe!
As I was saying, I want you to make a presentation of the person youre assigned to and present it to the whole class. Then, I want you to make another paper, but it is for me only. It will not be presented to ANYONE! said Quistis. Why do we have to make a paper for you? asked Seifer. Maybe because Im the Instructor brainiac and I want you to make a paper for me! Everyone sighed and left class.
I cant believe Im stuck with you butt-wipe! I want you at least 8, no 10 feet away from me! shouted Danielle. Seifer completely ignored Danielle and he walked off with Raijin and Fujin, leaving Danielle all alone. Fine! Forget you! Danielle ran to her dorm and lied down. She closed her eyes.
She awoke and noticed the sky was dark and filled with stars. She looked around and noticed Seifer by her bed. Its about time you woke up fungus. This is a great introduction for my report. Fungus fell asleep for 6 hours. Danielle grew angry. Shut up butt-wipe! I hate you! I never wanted to be with you, but Ms. Trepe made me! So dont get too cozy around me. GOT IT?! I want NOTHING to do with you! shouted Danielle. Danielle stomps off, very peeved. Seifer shrugs and follows her.
Danielle walked around Garden until she spotted Quistis talking with Rachel. Danielle smiles and begins to walk towards them. Someone grabs the collar of her shirt. She looks back and saw Fujin holding Danielle by the collar and Raijin in front of her. "What are you doin', ya know?" "I was just going to say Hi to Quistis and Rachel, YA KNOW!" "Ya know, I think you're making fun of the way I talk, ya know." Danielle struggles to get free, but Fujin punches her in the back of the head. "Can't I say Hi?" Fujin punches her again. "Not even a little wave?" Fujin raised her fist again. Danielle closed her eyes, waiting for the fist to strike her head. She opened her eyes and saw Seifer holding back Fujin's hand. "If anyone's going to punch her, it's going to be me!" "Some savior you are!!" shouted Danielle. Fujin let go of Danielle and she runs off again. Seifer glares at Danielle as she ran off upstairs.
She ran towards her classroom until she bumped into Selphie and Katie. "Hey Danielle. How's Seifer treating you?" asked Selphie. "You don't want to know. He's still a butt-wipe. Once a butt-wipe, always a butt-wipe." Katie burst into laughterands Selphie giggled. "Is that all you're going to put on your report? Seifer is a butt-wipe?" asked Katie. "Thanks for the introduction Katie." "Look! It's Squall and Zell!" said Selphie. Squall and Zell walk to the 3 girls. "How's your report coming along?" asked Zell. "Great," saidSelphie. "Wonderful," said Katie. "It's sacreligious," said Danielle. Everyone looks at her like what the heck is she talking about. "It's against my religion to be near Seifer! That's my 1st Commandment!" shouted Danielle. Squall clears out his left ear. "Thank you for that description Danielle. I appreciate the silence in my left ear." "Shut up Squall!" said Danielle. Quistis and Rachel appeared on the scene. "How's your report coming along everyone?" asked Quistis. "Ours are fine, but Danielle still says Seifer's a butt-wipe," said Zell. "No kidding. Maybe after this project, you may not think he's such a butt-wipe. You might actually grow to like him," said Quistis. Danielle shudders hearing those words. "Me like Seifer? I would die first! Or break my neck after slipping on a banana peel." "What does that have to do with the price of peas in Persopolis?" Rachel asked, bewildered. "I don't know. But the point is, SEIFER WILL REMIAN A BUTT-WIPE HIS WHOLE LIFE!" shouted Danielle. "Better watch out what you say Danielle. Those words may come back and bite you," said Katie. Danielle sighs and runs off into her dorm and falls asleep again.
Danielle awoke in the morning. It was 900 hours. (9 AM) Danielle gradually opened her eyes. When her sight focused, she saw Seifer right above her. "AAAAAAHHHHHH!" Danielle punches Seifer in the head. He stumbled back, catching himself on a chair before falling to the ground. "Why did you do that?!" shouted Seifer. "I was about to suffocate! You were too close to me. I told you I wanted you 10 feet away from me, not 10 millimeters from my face!" shouted Danielle. "We're only stuck together because of Quistis. Once this project's over, you will feel the effects of the GF!" Seifer glared at Danielle. "Yeah, I'm going to summon Gilgamesh and take off 1 HP off you!" said Seifer, being as sarcastic as he is. (He needs to take lessons from Rachel.)
Danielle looks around and finds an apple on her desk. She grabs the apple. "Butt-wipe! Listen up! If you have a brain in that beany little head of yours, use it! Imagine this apple as you after the project is over." Danielle throws the apple against the wall with great force. It explodes when it hits the all. Danielle turns to Seifer, who has a bored expression on his face. "How boring. Anything else you want to show me that is lame?" "SHUT UP BUTT-WIPE!" said Danielle. Danielle leaves the room and runs to class.
"Class, you have 3 days left to work on your projects. I'm sure you're learning so much about your partner," said Quistis. "Yeah right," said Seifer and Danielle at the same time. "Today, you will have time to work on your project. You should get a lot done today," said Quistis. "Great. Just what I needed," said Danielle. Everyone began to work with their partners. While Seifer typed his report, Danielle secretly is doodling. She was drawing a picture of herself bashing Seifer's head into a rock. Quistis spots Danielle drawing and walks to her. "What are you drawing Danielle?" she asked. "I nice little picture of me and my partner." Quistis grabbed the picture, without looking at it. "A picture of Seifer? How sweet. I should show this to Headmaster Cid. He'll love it." She glances at the picture. "OH MY GOD! BURN IT! SOMEBODY BURN IT!" Katie casted Firaga on the picture and it burst into flames. "Yeah. Cid would have loved that picture," said Danielle. "What did you draw?" asked Seifer. "Nothing you'd be interested in. He turned to Quistis. "What was the picture of Instructor?" he asked. "Danielle bashing your head into a rock." "Like she could really do that to me," said Seifer. "I would if I could butt-wipe!" "How many times have you called Seifer a butt-wpie?" asked Selphie. "I lost count after 5000," said Danielle. "I didn't, and you called hima butt-wipe 5756 times," said Katie. "Whatever," said Squall. "Class is dismissed," said Quistis. Everyone left and worked on their reports.
"I can't think of anything! All I can think of is..." said Daniellle, until she was interrupted. "Let me guess. Seifer's a butt-wipe, ya know?" asked Raijin. "I never knew you could read minds," said Danielle, sarcastically. Seifer shakes his head and continues working. "This is so boring," he said. "Who cares," said Danielle. "Nobody asked you Fungus!" "I have the freedom of speech!" shouted Daanielle. Seifer completely ignores Danielle as she was talking. "Did you even listen to me?!" Danielle said. No reply from Seifer. Danielle decides to work alone, so she grabs her things and leaves for her dorm. Once there, she types a bit more on Seifer. After a LONG time of typing, she lies down and falls asleep.
"Make sure you attack the enemy first or else kiss your butt good-bye. Everyone knows this, but I do the best in combat. Fungus. Read me back your notes," said Seifer. "OK. Seifer is a butt-wipe. I hate Seifer. Seifer sucks." "Didn't you write ANYTHING I just said!?" "No, I wasn't paying attention." Seifer grew very furious with Danielle. "Well, if you WERE PAYING ATTENTION, maybe you have known how to excel in battle!" "What was that? Monky bites can prevent poison?" asked Danielle. Seifer let out huge sigh. Danielle shook her head and walked to Rachel and Katie. Seifer turned around and saw Danielle walk to them. Inside, he felt something. A feeling, he mercely has ALMOST forgotten.
" I STILL say Seifer's a butt-wipe!" "We know, we know," said Rachel. "You only to survive 1 more day. Then you're free from him," said Katie. "What is THAT suppose to mean?!" asked Danielle. "nothing." Everyone goes to class and works on their projects.
"I'm done!" said Selphie. "Me too!" said Katie. "Us too," said Zell. "Lucky!" said Danielle. "I'm not done yet either. Hey! Maybe you, Seifer, and I can work on it together. Wanna?" asked Rachel. "OK. What do you think Danielle?" asked Seifer. Everyone was quiet and looked at Seifer. "Danielle. Did you hear that?!" said Selphie. "Hear what?" "Seifer called you by your...REAL NAME!" said Katie. "He called you Danielle! This is a real breakthrough for you guys!" said Rachel. "SHUT UP!" shouted Danielle as Rachel began to snicker. Seifer looked at Danielle. The feeling grew stronger inside him.
They worked on the project in Rachel's dorm. Danielle is typing away. Rachel is watching Seifer give Danielle "the look." She looks back at Danielle, who is concentrating on her paper. Danielle looks up at Rachel, then Seifer. Seifer turns his head away from Danielle. "Weirdo." Danielle continues typing her report. Seifer continues to look at Danielle. Rachel glares at Seifer, who is ignoring her. Danielle looks at Seifer again and he turn his head again. They continue working. Danielle, being a little suspisious, slowly moves her eyes to her right, looking at Seifer. She stands up and slams the desk. "WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?!" shouted Danielle. "I don't know what you're talking about Danielle," said Seifer. "This is freaky. Butt-wipe is calling me by my original name, not Fungus." Rachel stares at them both and begins to snicker again.
The next day, everyone presented the reports. "And that was how my week with Selphie went," said Katie. "Good job Katie. A-. Next is Rachel. You were with me," said Quistis. "No duh!" said the whole class. Rachel slowly prepares herself. "Um...my partner was Quistis Trepe, who is known as Trepe Teacher by her students..." said Rachel until Quistis interuppted. "EXCELLENT! A++!" "But Quistis, I only said 1 sentence," said Rachel. "You deserve an A++! Now Danielle. You're up now," said Quistis. Danielle looks around. "It's only 6 sentences long." "Just go on ahead," said Quistis. Danielle looks a little nervous. "AHEM. Seifer is STILL a butt-munch!" Everyone glares at her. "First butt-wipe, now BUTT-MUNCH!?" said Selphie. "Butt-munch suits him better," said Danielle. She turns to Quistis, who trying to hold back from giggling. "That's...uh...very...descriptive. B-." "WHAT?! Rachel got an A++ for 1 sentence and Danielle gets a B-! That deserves an F!" shouted Katie! "It's descriptive enough. Seifer, you're turn now." Seifer slowly stood up and sauntered up to the front of the class. When he turned around, Rachel (the great) noticed that his eyes kept shitfing towrds Danielle. Before Seifer could say a word, Rachel burst out in raucous, loud laughter. Katie, who was sitting beside her, gave her a strange look. Seifer glared hard at her, but Rachel couldn't stop laughing.
"Rachel what's so funny?" Katie hissed. Rachel was now laughing so hard, tears were in her eyes. Katie gave her a bewildered look and asked, "Come on Rach! Tell me what's so funny?!"
By this time, all the students in the classroom were staring at Rachel, including Quistis. Katie pleads woth Rachel a little more until finally Rachel mods her head in Seifer's direction. Katie takes the initiative and looks. What she sees makes her roar with laughter. Seifer is giving Danielle one of those goofy "lovers' looks." Katie begins to howl, and she rocks back in her chair. The chair tips over, and Katie lays flat on her backm still roaring with laughter. Rachel begins to calm down as Quistis stands up slowly, her eyes cool and hard.
"All right Rachel, is this something you want to share with the class?" Quistis asked the calmer Rachel. "Not really," Rachel replied, then she bursts out laughing again. Katie is still on the floor, howling like a hyena. Seifer casts a cold scowl at Rachel and Katie, then says, "May I read my report?" "Seifer, why don't we do that tomorrow?" Qustis said hastily. "Class is dismissed for today. Except for Rachel and Katie, you may all go." Rachel and Katie are still laughing as everyone files out of the classroom.
THE END!
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