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I got a joke, How did the blond break her arm while raking leaves?

A: She fell out of the tree!!!!!

Another one,How did the blond get her head crushed from drinking milk

A:the cow stept on her head!!!!!!!

"One day Brandie, I mean, a blonde, wanted to take horseback riding lessons. So she went to the stables and got on the horse. The horse became wild and was going everywhere. The blonde screams, 'Get me off! Get me off!' Finally the Wal-mart manager came and unplugged the horse and gave her back her money."

Question: Why was the school red?
Answer: Wouldn't you be if you just had your period?
(God, Jimmy, that one was SICK! viper1)

Question:+Ducks+were+flying+in+a+"V"+format.++One+side+had+more+ducks.++Why+is+that?
Answer:+One+side+had+more+ducks.++
+++++(?????+viper1)

The last one,Brandie,I mean blond was waiting in line at a donut shop for avery long time looking at the selection. Finally, she gets to the front of the line, and tells the person behind the counter that she would like the one with the hole in it!!!!!!

Want to hear more? on your comment sheet(when you sign up in the guest book), tell them you want to hear more " jimmy jokes" and i'll keep on telling them!!! later.

Written by- Jimmy

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