Oh, how I loath thee, let me count the ways!
1.'Cuz you'd make a really ugly sister
2.It made it easy for mom and dad to love me best
3.You were a convenient prank victim
4.Whenever I was feeling down or depressed, you were always there for me. I'd look at you and laugh so hard, I'd almost bust a gut!
5.Having you around always made me seem smarter.
6.You were fun to squeal on.
7.I think it was Nietzche who said, "That sibling rivalry which does not kill us, makes us stronger."
8.I liked always being referred to at THE GOOD-LOOKING ONE!
9.You were such a wimp, that even if you hit me, it didn't hurt.
10.You always had a good sense of humour...you still do...right?
Here's some REAL compliments.
1.You're handsome
2.You're smart
3.You've got a great sense of humor
4.You're an interesting person
5.You're also VERY GULLABLE!! HAHAHAHA!!!! |