Make the world your playground.
Whenever you miss the sandbox, cover it up. Dragging a sock over it helps.
If you can't get your way, lay accross the keyboard untill you do.
When you're hungry meow loudly so they feed you just to shut you up.
Always find a good patch of sun to nap in.
Nap often.
When in trouble just purr and act cute.
Life is hard, then you nap.
Curiosty never killed anything except a few hours.
When in doubt cop and attitude.
Climb your way to the top, that's why curtains are there.
Always give generously a bird or rodent on the bed tells them "I care." |