How to Annoy the Heck Outta People - Comedy & Humor - http://maxpages.com/ubersmooth/Trying_to_Annoy

1.Drum on every available surface.
2.Sing the Batman song randomly throughout the day.
3.Sew anti-theft detector strips on people's backpacks.
4.Specify that your drive-through order be "to go"
5.Buy large quantities of mint flavored dental floss just to lick the flavor off.
6.Publically investigate just how slowly you can make a "croaking" noise.
7.Honk and wave to strangers.
8.Change channels 5 minutes before the end.
9.Decline to be seated at a restaurant and just eat the mints at the cash register.
10.Begin all of you seneces with "ooh la la!"
11.Rouse your family or roommate each morning with the song "Baby baluga."
12.ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE
13.only type in lower case.
14.Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.
15.Pay for your dinner with pennies.
16.Tie jingle bells to your clothes.
17.Repeat everything someone says as a question.
18.Write "X-BURIED TRESSURE" in random spots all over someone's road maps.
19.Repeat the following conversation a dozen times "Do you hear that? What? Never mind it's gone now."
20.Light road flares on a birthday cake.
21.At the laundry mat use one dryer for each one of your socks.
22.Wear a cape that says "The Magnificent One!"
23.Skip rather that walk.
24.Stand over someone's shoulder and mummble while they are reading.
25.Finnish the 99 bottles of beer song.
26.Sing the "This is the song that never ends...." song.
27.Name your dog "DOG"
28.Inform others that they only exist in your imagination.
29.Ask people what gender they are.
30.Reply to everything that someone says with "That's what you think!"
31.Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
32.Sing along at the opera.
33.Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your imaginary friend.

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