Toronto Driving Rules! - Comedy & Humor - http://maxpages.com/ubersmooth/Toronto_Driving

Remember you're the most important person on the road.

Tailgate in rush hour traffic.

Honk at people for making you slow down so they can turn right.

Leave your turn signal on for 50 miles.

Use the carpool lane as a passing lane.

Wait until 100.ft before you exit and shoot accross 6 lanes of traffic without looking at the 100MPH.

Or come down the entrance ramp at at 100MPH and shoot accross all 6 lanes without looking then slow down to 55MPH.

Cut out infrount of somebody, then stop and turn left.

Do the same thing with your right signal on.

Play your car stereo so loud it sets off security alarms 5 miles away.

Straddle 2 lanes whenever possible.

Cange lanes as many times per mile as possible.

When the light changes from green to red have a contest to see how many cars can run the red light.

Move to the high traffic part of town and then crab about having to sit in traffic all day.

When traffic is backed up stop as close to the car infrount of you as possible.

When a cop stops you for speeding, get out of the car, run get in the drivers seat of the cops car and drive off. This only works if the keys are still in the cop car. (Beware! You will most likely be arrested for this)

Every time the car infront of you moves 2 inches, do the same.

Slam the brakes on in the north bound lane so you can check out the person changing a tire in the south bound emergency lane.

Don't let the government tell you what to do, never wear your seat belt and ignore all speed limits.

Don't let ambulences by, and park in the handicapped spots.

(God I'm gonna have alot of fun when I start to drive!!)

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