The BIGGEST Lies Ever Said! - Comedy & Humor - http://maxpages.com/ubersmooth/The_biggest_lies_ever

1.I didn't have sex with "that" woman.
2.The check is in the mail.
3.I'll respect you in the morning.
4.I'm from the government and I'm here to help you.
5.It's only a cold sore.
6.You get this one, I'll pay next time.
7.My wife doesn't understand me.
8.Trust me I'll take care of everything.
9.Of course I love you.
10.I'm getting a divorce.
11.Drinking? Why no officer!
12.I never inhaled.
13.It's not the money, it's the principal of the thing.
14.I never watch t.v except for PBS.
15....but we can still be good friends
16.She means nothing to me.
17.Don't worry, he's never bitten anyone.
18.I gave it in at the office.
19.Don't worry! I can go another 20 miles when the gauge is on "empty"
20.We'll release the upgrade by the end of the year.
21.I'll call you later.
22.Read my lips: no new taxes!
23.I've never done anything like this before.
24.Now, I'm going to tell you the truth.
25.It's supposed to make that noise.
26...then take a left. You can't miss it.
27.Yes, I did.

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