The Drinker's Alphabet! - Comedy & Humor - http://maxpages.com/ubersmooth/The_Drinkers

A-Alcohol: The key to surviving high school and college.
B-Beer: The most disgusting alcohol of all, but great
for chugging.
C-Class: What you're supposed to get up and go to
after a Thusday night party.
D-Dancing: A favorite pastime of almost every drunk,
usually looks pathetic.
E-Emergency:The keg is empty or there is no one over 19 in
your drinking party.
F-Fucked Up:Signified by leaning over a toilet puking
your guts out.
G-Games: Anything that involves cards, dice, quarters
and chugging beers.
H-Hangover: Reminds you of how great last night was and how
much you drank.
I-Idiot: The guy that spilled his beer on you and
everyone else at the party.
J-Jail: Where you'll end up after trying to either use
a fake ID or stagger home.
K-Kissing: What you'll do to anything that moves after 15
beers.
L-Lord: Person you beg to get you out of every
situation involving alcohol.
M-Money: Something you no longer have do to too much
partying.
N-Not Again:What you scream when you wake up beside someone
you don't know.
O-Officer: Person usually responsible for ending any party
tending to show up most often at parties where
no one is 19.
P-Pee: What you have to do every five minutes while
you're drinking.
Q-Quit: What you swear you'll do again and again, but
you know it's never going to happen.
R-Reform: What you promise God you will do while you're
puking in the toilet.
S-Sex: What you did with the person you met last night
while you were drunk.
T-Ten: The number of Mike's hard it takes me to get
drunk.
U-Underage: Some of the most consitant drinkers.
V-Vodka: The mother of all alcohols and the best way to
drunk in an hour.
W-Worm: The part of tequilla that reminds you of
biology class tommorow.
X-X-Ray: How they can see into your stomach before they
pump it.
Y-Yourself: The one who drinks WAY TOO MUCH every weekend.
Z-Zoned: Your condition for the next 12 hours following
drinking.

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