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The Kiddie Pick:
When you're by yourself and you unhibitedly twist your forefinger into your nostril wiht childlike joy and freedom. And the best part is, there's no time limit.

Camouflaged Kiddie Pick:
When in the presence of other people, you wrap your forefinger in a tissue, then thrust it in deep and hold back the smile.

Fake nose Scratch:
When you make believe you've got an itch but you're really trolling the nostril edge for stray boogers.

Making a Meal out of It:
You do it so furiously and for so long, your probably entitled to dessert.

Surprise Pickings:
When a sneeze or laugh causes snot to come flying out of your nose and you have to gracefully clean it off your shirt.

Autopick:
The kind you do in the car, when no one's looking.

Pick your Brains (or what you have of brains):
Done in private, this is the one where your finger goes in so far, it passes the septum.

Pick And Save:
When you have to pick it quickly, just when someone looks away, and then you pocket the snot so they don't catch on to what you did.

Pick And Roll:
No explaination needed

Pick and Flick:
Self explainatory.

Pick and Stick:
It was supposed to be a pick and flick, but it stubornly sticks to your finger.

Paydirt:
The kind where you remove a piece of snot so big, it improves your breathig by 90%

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