A man isn't truly drunk until he can't lie on the floor without holding on.
Don't drink and drive.....if you hit a bump, you'll spill your beer.
If i'm driving funny, it's probably because I'm drunk.
So many pedestrians, so little time.
You're just jelious because the voices only talk to me!
I swerve and hit people at random. SO if you don't like the way I drive.....GET OFF THE SIDEWALKS!!! |