Annoying Bathroom Stallmates - Comedy & Humor - http://maxpages.com/ubersmooth/Annoying_Bathroom

1.Stick your open palm under the stall wal and ask your neighbor, "May I borrow a highlighter?"
2.Say "Uh oh, I knoew I shouldn't have put my lips on that."
3.Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.
4.Say "Damn, that waters cold!"
5.Drop a marble and say "Oh darn! My glass eye!"
6.Say "Hmmmmm, I've never seen that colour before."
7.Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and ten drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a height of 6 feet. Sigh relaxingly.
8.Say "Now how did that get there?"
9.Say "Humus remids me of humus."
10.Fill up a large flask with Mounatain Dew. Squirt it erratically wnder the stall walls of your neighbors wile yelling "WHOA!! EASY BOY!!"
11.Say "interesting....more floaters than sinkers."
12.Using a small squeeze tube, spread penut putter on a wad of toilet paper and drop the wad under the stall wall of your neighbor then say, "Whoops, could you kick that back over here please."
13.Say "C'mon Mr.Happy! Don't fall asleep on me."
14.Fill a baloon with cream corn. Rush into the stall with your hand over your mouth and let out a lengthy vomit expression while you sqeeze the ballon and splatter cream corn all about. Apoligize profusely and blame it on the fettucine alfredo you had for breakfast.
15.Say "Boy that sure looks like a magot."
16.Say "Damn! I knew that drain hole was a little too small! Now what am I gonna do?"
17.Play a well known drum cadence over and over again on your butt cheeks.
18.Before you unrool toilet paper, conspicuously lay down your "Cross-Dressers Anonymous" newsletter on the floor visable to the next stall.
19.Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall, adjust it so you can see your neighbor and say "Peek-a-boo!"
20.Drop and D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and sing "Born Free!"

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