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| i got this from a neversay website members.tripod.com/trunkz81/neversay41.html i will put up more funny ones when i have time.-Vegeta (on Power Puff Girls):" I wanna be Buttercup!" -Piccolo: "I wanna be Bubbles!!!" -Goku:"I'm afraid of heights,dude!!" -Vegeta:(at funhouse): "Bulma,stay close! That man in the mirror is scary...who is he?" -Freeza: "Hey Zarbon,don't you think Vegeta's REAL HOT?" -Zarbon:"Yeah...what a babe!!" (singing-stupidly and dancing) -Vegeta: "MMMbop!!!" -Goku: "Livin' La Vida Loca!" -Gohan: "I Love You!! You love me!!!" -Trunks: "Teletubbieeesss!!!!" -Freeza: "C' est la vie'!!!" -Goten: "Quit Playin' Games with my Heart!!!" -Ginyu Force: "Spice Up You Life!!!" -Bulma: "The Beautiful People......!!!!" -Chi Chi: (rapping) "Hi, my name is......" -Cell: "Where'sThe Love?" -Kao-sama: "A macarena........hi-ya!!" -Goku: "Damn.....I'm so good." -Chi Chi: "Gohan, it's time for Teletubbies!! And after that its Power Puff Girls!!!" -Gohan: "Wait mom!! I'm not finished studying!!" -Goku: "Look at my cute teddy bear!!" -Buu: "Yeah...well my Teletubbbie is WAY CUTER!!" -Chaotzu: "Wel,l I'm cuter!!" -Tien: "No, you're NOT!!!" -Yajerobi: "Wow, I didn't know I had feet!!!" -Trunks: "Daddy, help me! I'm lost!!" -Vegeta:(standing on a chair) "AHHHHHH!!! Goku, HELP!!! It's a rat!!!" -Krillin: "Hey, wow Goku!! You got shorter than me! Oopps! Sorry Goten!" -Ginyu: (first time he met Freeza) "May I help you, Ma'am?" -Freeza: "I lost my purse...!!!" -Goku: "Ahhh...I'm scared of the boggie monster!!!!! Help!!!!!!" -Vegeta: "Can I have a good night kiss.....honey?" -Bulma: "You can have more than that........sweet boy........." -Vegeta: (what he WOULD say) "You know the difference between you and me, Goku? I make this look GOOD!!!" -Piccolo: "I need to get my hair cut!!!" -Krillin: "How's my hair?" -Zarbon: "Wow, I never knew that gettin' ready for a date with Freeza is harder than fighting Vegeta." (From sardonyx666) -Roshi: "Women are not inanimate sex objects. They are people who deserve love and respect not to be gawked at and drooled over like pieces of meat!" -Vegeta: "Bulma, don't worry I'll do the dishes tonight" -Vegeta: "C'mon Trunks, let's go play catch little buddy" -Vegeta: "Dear Kakarotto, We'll have to call off our sparring date because I promised to help out at the homeless shelter this weekend. I would like you to bring ChiChi and the boys down and donate some time to those less fortunate we could use the extra help every little bit counts ya know Sincerely Veggie-Chan ~.^" -Vegeta: "I am Cornholio!!!! Give me T.P. for my bunghole!!!!" -Vegeta: "Isn't my Jigglypuff just so kawaii?" -Radditz: "I really wish I could have been a better brother. I'm so sorry Kakarotto" * crying * -Goku: "S@#$!!! I broke a nail!!!!" -Goku: "abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz, now I know my abc's, next time wont you sing with me?" * claps * -Goku: "I'm sorry son, but you need to be punished,*removes his belt* This is gonna hurt me more * Kaioken!!!!* than it hurts you son KA-ME-HAAAA-MEEEEEEEEEEEEE-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" -Piccolo: "Would you like fries with that?" -Piccolo: "I'd like to read a little poetry, this is a piece that I wrote and it's called............" -Gohan: "I made a "D" on my report card" * sobs * -ChiChi: "A "D" oh well grades arent that important anyway, run along and train now ok dear." -Goku: "A "D"!!!!!!! That's it mister you're grounded!!! no training for a month!!!! Now go hit the books!!" -Gohan: "Mr. Piccolo touched my special area!!!!" -Gohan: "Come on guys, let's go train our Pokémon in the Room of Spirit and Time." -ChiChi: "How bout more of that good lovin, Chef?" -Chef: Damn woman, I just gave you sweet lovin 5 minutes ago! You tryin to kill me!?!?!?" -Chaotzu: ( to Piccolo ) "What the F@#@ are you lookin at!?!?!" -Nappa: "I'm also a client" ( hair club for men ) -Nappa: "WEST SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDE!!!!!!!!!!" -Oolong: "The top 10 reasons that I hate hentai are........." -Freeza: "Oh how I'd love to carress those balls" * oops too late* -Tein: "Looks like this 3 eyed cowboy is back in the saddle for one last ride!" * too late again * -Trunks: "Hey baby, I got purple hair" -Trunks & Goten: ( in jail ) "Man she sure didn't look like a cop, did she????" -on the next Springer: "Super Sayian strippers and their Namekian sensei's that won't allow it." -Krillin: "Pimpin aint easy!!!!!" * ala WWF * -Puar: "Two words S*ck It!!!!" *also WWF* (From NeoChibiSailorvenus) -Vegeta and Piccolo, playing with Tomagotchi's: "Pika, Pika, Pikachu! Pika pet, the best friend that you can get! Pokemon, Pikachu!" -Bulma: "Neptune Planet Power, Make Up!" -#18: "Uranus Planet Power, Make Up!" ::cherry blossoms float by and violin music plays:: -Bulma: "In place of the water planet, Neptune, I'm the maternal senshi, Sailorneptune!" -#18: "Invited by the new age, I'm the magnificent Sailoruranus!" -Bulma: "Deep Submerge!" -#18: "World Shaking!" **New ones end here** -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (From Miyu-chan) -Goku, dressed as Eternal Sailormoon: "StarLight Honeeeymoooon Therepy KISS!!!" (at some enemy) (From Karu Keagaru) (The following are from Austin Powers) -Various women: "Mr. . . . Avil?" -Dr. Briefs: "Evil . . . Dr. Evil." -Vegeta (Austin Powers): "All right, shut your hole and move it, Dr. Evil." -Chichi (Alotta Fagina): *has Bulma in a headlock with a gun pointed at her* "Hold it!" -Bulma (Vanessa): "Forget about me, Austin! Save yourself!" -Piccolo (Dr. Evil): It seems the tables have turned, Mr. Powers. -Gohan (Scott): *walks in room* "Hey dad--!" -Vegeta: *grabs Gohan and points his gun at him* "It seems the tables have turned once again, Dr. Evil." -Piccolo: "Go ahead. Kill the little bastard. See if I care." -Gohan: "But dad! We just had a breakthrough at the group today!" -Piccolo: "I had the whole group cremated you little dork!" -Gohan: "I hate you! I wish I had never been created in a laboratory!" *runs off* -Piccolo: "Now, Scott. It hurts daddy when you say that." -Kuririn: *singing* "I'm every woman. It's all in me!" -Vegeta: "Aww!! Pikachu, you're so cute! Yes, you are! Yes, you are! So adorable!" -Trunks: "Tousan! I didn't know you had a Piikachu! Oh, he's so cute!" -Piccolo: "Oooo!! Let me see! Let me see! *picks up Pikachu* I wanna love him an' hug him an' squeeze him . . ." -Puar: "And I thought Yamucha was gay!" (From Mollie aka Vegeta's Ex-wife #1) -Trunks: (is on TV with a tube of Preparation H) "After using Preparation H, I don’t have any more burning attacks." ::Cheesy grin:: -Vegeta: ::is on TV with a bottle of Bean-O:: "After using Bean-O, there are no more big bang attacks. I’m glad I use Bean-O!" ::Cheesy grin:: -Gokou: "I was thinking…" -Buu: "Just for the taste of it… Diet Coke!" -Piccolo: "Anyone know whose brilliant idea it was to name me after a musical instrument?" -Nail: "And what about me? Building supplies?" -Dende: "Then what the hell am I? I mean, what hell is a Dende anyway?" -Guru: "Yeah, do you know what Guru sounds like? I mean, come on! I sound like I sell vitamins or exercise equipment!" -Recoom: ::thinking::: -Bulma: "I’m a Barbie girl, in a Barbie world!" -Vegeta: (in a womanly Jewish New Yorker accent) "You know, spandex is so last year. How about a cotton/polyester blend, Trunks? You would have your features accented without the chaffing of spandex." (Trunks tries on some form-fitting clothes) "Oh my Gawd! Form-fitting clothes are so definitely you!" (Note) Buu on an exercise infomercial selling Joe Weider's latest piece of exercise equipment? - Vegeta: "I give up! This fighting thing, it's well, too violent." -Trunks: "Yeah, I know." ::Look at each other and smile:: -Vegeta: "You thinking what I'm thinking?" -Trunks: "Piano lessons?" -Vegeta: "Yeah! And maybe, ahhh!" ::Screaming like a flustered teenager:: "Voice lessons!" -Trunks: "Oh God! I think I'm going to faint!" ::Faints:: -DBZ women: "Spice Girls ain't got nothin' on us!" -Announcer: "Next on Montel Williams, Aliens… and the women who have had their babies, but have left them to go and live with their best friend's best friend, who is their ex-boyfriend's roommate's cousin's ex-roommate's best friend, who is their best friend's best friend, or in other words, aliens and the women who love them, but left them for their ex-boyfriends." -Zarbon: ::Looking in the mirror:: "I wish I had some normal clothes, like everyone else. I mean, why can't I have at least a pair of slacks or jeans instead of leg warmers?" -Bulma: ::Watching Vegeta scribble something down on a piece of paper:: "What's that you're writing?" -Vegeta: "Well, the shrink from group therapy said that I should get my negative feelings out in a form of artistic expression. He said it would boost my self-esteem. So, I'm writing some poetry." -Chi-Chi: ::Watching Gokou type on a computer:: "What are you typing, Gokou?" -Gokou: "Oh, nothing, just a critical literary analysis on DH Lawrence's Rocking Horse Winner and it's inclusion of human sexuality and after I'm done with this, I'm going to play a round of golf with Vegeta and Piccolo. Then, I'm going to write an interpretive essay on Freud's Interpretation of Dreams, then tomorrow, I'm going to address the American Congress on their proposal to balance the budget. While I'm there, I'm going to talk with a few college kids and see how they can make this world a better place for us all, followed by a stint at the piano for the musical composition I'm writing." -Bulma: "I can’t take it anymore. All this working on another time machine is making me so frustrated!" -Vegeta: "Good, let out your emotions. I did and now I feel like a whole new person. ::Walks into a chair:: S*it! F*cking chair, I'm going to vaporize you. Big Bang Attack!" -Bulma: ::Sees Vegeta with a book in his hands, a glass of brandy and sitting next to the fireplace in an upright chair with a pair of glasses around his nose. Has a kleenex in one hand:: "Vegeta, what are you reading?" -Vegeta: ::In a very fake English accent:: "Victor Hugo's Hunchback of Notre Dame. It's so sad!" ::sniffs and blows nose:: (From Veg's Homie) -Piccolo: "Gohan, I'm sick of sparring. Let's order some pizza and watch the Laker game tonite." -Gohan: "But, Piccolo, I LIKE it when you beat me down." -Piccolo: "You sick little bitch!! Get away from me!" -Vegeta: "Will you excuse me, Trunks? Evidently, there's a pickle up my ass." -Kamesennin(to Saiyans): "You guys should try heavy metal; kiss my ass! HAHA!!" -Freeza: "Ginyuu, I have something to tell you.." -Ginyuu: "What is it, Freeza?" -Freeza: "I really AM a woman." -Ginyuu: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!I have nothing left to live for!" (puts revolver to head) -Vegeta: "K-Kakarotto.." -Goku: "Yeah?" -Vegeta(eyes fill with tears):"I NEED A HUG!!!" -US censors: "Of COURSE we know what we're doing!" (From Pam "Spam" Sawyer) -Vegeta: "You will die by my hand, Ka... Kaka.... Kaka........... aww, shoot. LINE!" (Vegeta and Goku are sparring) -Goku: "Sheesh, Vegeta, you just don't seem into this fight, today. What's your problem?" -Vegeta: "Well, to be perfectly honest with you, Kakarotto, you know this whole 'Prince of the Saiya-jin' and 'Strongest in the universe' thing? I... I never really wanted to do any of this. I always wanted to be... A LUMBERJACK! (a la Monty Python) -Vegeta: (holding Bulma's hand, palm upward) "Hmm, see this line here, Bulma? This is you lifeline, and this one's your heart, and this one's..." -Gohan: "Wait, you're trying to tell me I was adopted!?" -Chichi: "Well, not exactly adopted. *sighs* I was young, and Krillin was just so handsome... -Bulma: "You know they say that Vegeta's one bad mother..." -Chichi: "Shut your mouth!" -Bulma: "But I'm talking 'bout Vegeta!" -Chichi: "Then I can dig it." -Goku: (deadpan voice) "I can't believe I ate the whole thing." -Piccolo: (singing) "Near, far, whever you are I believe that our love will go oooooooonnnnnn." -Gohan: (to the Pokemon theme song) "Gotta find 'em all, Dragon Ball!" -Goku: "All right, class, open up your Quantum Physics books to page 361 for today's lesson." -Vegeta: (standing on a street corner dressed in drag) "Hey, buddy, you feeling lucky tonight?" -Vegeta: "Uhh, guys? I could use some help over here!" -Trunks: "What the @&%^!" -Vegeta: "TRUNKS!!! I will not have that kind of lanquage in this house, young man! Now march yourself upstsirs this instant so I can wash that filthy mouth of yours out with soap." -Chichi: "Honest, officer, I thought the speed limit was 75!" -Gohan: "Gee, Piccolo, it sure is great having you as a surrogate father." -Piccolo: "Actually, Gohan, about that 'surrogate' part. Chichi and I have been meaning to tell you for awhile, now..." -Vegeta: "And welcome back, everyone, to 'Cooking With Vegeta!'" (From MANGA GIRL) -Vegeta: "Can't sleep, clown'll eat me........ Can't sleep, clown'll eat me......"(a la The Simpsons) -Gokou: "No no no.. You've got it all wrong! Newton's third law of gravity is for every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction!" -Piccolo: "What do you mean green's not my color?!" -Tien:(about Chouzu) "How the hell am I supposed to concetrate on my training with this little doll-thing following me around?!" -Vegeta: "Oh.. What a cute wittle puppy-wuppy! Do you need a kissy-wissy? Yes you do, oh yeah... smoochie-smoochie." -Trunks:"Yo quero Taco Bell" -Gohan: " Videl, give daddy some suger!" -Brolli: "E=mc2" -Piccolo(to Vegeta):" Bulmas clothes are on your floor because....uh..... damn!" Goku: "Help me! Its Mr. Satan!" (From Agra) -Shenglong(as he comes out of the dragonballs): "Live from New York City itsSaturday Night Live!!!!!" -Chibi Trunks: "I always get what I want...MWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!.....mom can I have some more cookies???" -Yajirobe: "NO ONE CAN BEAT ME !!!!!! HA HA HA HA!!!!!......Drat! I ate all the potato chips!!!!" (From Xwing11173) -Bulma: "Ooooh, Goku." ::Vegeta walks in:: -Vegeta: "BULMA, KAKAROTTO, HOW COULD YOU!?! I TOLD YOU TO WAIT UNTIL I GOT HOME!!" -Goku: "Well she's got such a choice piece of ass." (From Goten10189) -Cell Jrs: "Daddy where did we come from?" -Yajirobe:(in lingerie) "Don't hate me because i'm beautiful........" -Trunks: "AHHH! GIRLS!!!!!!!! Get em' off, get em' off!!!!!!!!" -Choutzu, Yamcha, Tein, Vejiita:(singin) "WE'RE ALL STARS NOW IN THE DOPE SHOW!" -Vejiita: (singing) "There ain't no better feelin' then dancing on da ceiling" -Roshi: "Sex is bad, pannies are gross ladies are yucky" -Vejiita: "Bebi is just so fun to hang out with!" -Broli: "SAT? C'mon I wanted a real challenge!" -Freezer: "HI! This is uncle fridge, cousin flu,aunt frostbite.........." -Goten:(singing) I can fly!, I can Fly I CAN FLY!!!!!!!!! -Nappa: "I'm SSJ how can you tell? Just look at my blonde chest hair." -Vegetto: "Look at my perty earings....." -Bebi: (singing) "Monkey,Monkey, man I want to be a Monkey Man!!!" -Gokou: "Chi-Chi $#@& me now!" -Vejitta: "Bulma, Ditto..." -Nappa: (Vejiita & Nappa Landing on earth) "OOOOOOHH! OOOOOOOOH I can't hold it!!!!" -Trunks & Bra: "Damn It!!!!!!!!!! Which one of you drunk bastards named us after underware?!" -Gokou, Chichi, Gohan, Vejiita, Videl and Bulma: "Condoms don't exsist in the DBZ world....." -Gotenks:(singing) "I don't like the drugs but the drugs like me!" -Uub: "WOOOOOOOOOO!!! MY NAME RYMES WITH BOOB!!!!" -Vejiita: "Saiya-jins suck!!!!!" -Bulma and Chi-Chi: "We're lesbos!" -Videl: "I am so proud pf my dad!" -Broli: "I am weak..............." -Goten, Trunks, Krillin: ( singing in dresses) "Three little schoolgirls..............." (From Zeek Slider) -Trunks: "Ok, I spent a whole year in the Room of Spirit and Time, but it was really only one day. Does that make me a 17- or 18-years-old?"  |
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