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| CAPPO'S FILM REVIEWS |
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| Films to buy, films to rent or films that should get bent |
This is how i rate films:
***** Fucking class!!!
**** Pretty cool, worth seeing
*** Not Bad, Not good either!!!
* Shit mate, stay well away!!!
Review 1: Scary Movie **** c/18 In Cinemas NOW!
I sent Rizo and Ezzo to see this because i couldn't be arsed myself!
This film is piss funny it is a piss take of scream (if not better!) The best bit was at the start when the woman who plays Drew Barrymore gets stabbed in her tit and one of her silicone implants it stuck to the end of his knife. They pissed their kegs Rizo explains "Fucking funny shit waaaaasssuuuppppp!!!!!!!
Review 2 : Deep Blue Sea ****c/15 Out to rent and to buy on DVD
I went to see this at the cinema quite a while ago , it cost £4.25 and worth the money too!
Basic Storyline is that a load of meathead drugged up sharks go around killing everyone and everything they meet. All star cast including LL COOL J and SAMUEL L JACKSON
So what are you waiting for dickheads....GO RENT IT NOW!!!
Review 3 : The Sixth Sense ****c/15 Out on video and DVD
Bobcat recently bought this on DVD and i went to see it at the cinema.
Basic Storyline is some kid can see dead people and looks for help from his doctor (BRUCE WILLIS). The dead people walk around and they dont know they are dead, you can see how the dead people have died from the marks left on their body e.g. a kid has a hole in the back of his head from where his dad has shot him. Worth seeing BUY IT NOW!!!!
Review 4 : The Bone Collecter ****c/15 Out to rent
I saw this at Ezzo's house with two other birds anyway
Basic Storyline is some psycho kills people in really mingin ways while some bed ridden guy trys to solve the mystery with the help of some bird. Worth renting out!
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