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That Idiot Ash:
Have you ever wondered why Ash never won the Indigo League?
I know!!! He lets all of his evolved Pokémon go and keeps the weakest ones
for himself! And, another thing...for the Indigo league hetook out Pokémon that
he never used in battle before, if Professor Oak didn't take care of Pokémon the
way he does Ash would really be in for it!!!

Ash's Dense Head:
So everyone knows Misty likes Ash (even Team Rocket!)... everyone that is,
except for Ash! If you saw that episode Misty Meets her Match you know what
i'm getting at. At the end of the episode Misty starts to cheer for Ash instead
of Rudy, whom she was having a GREAT time with... after the battle Rudy says to Ash
that he's a really lucky guy and Ash says "Huh? Whattdya mean?" Pretty dense if you
ask me!

Team Rocket Devices:
Almost every episode, Team Rocket states "We're broke!" So if they are how come they
have all of that complex artillerary, i.e. bombs, Gyarados and Magikarp Submarine,
Kangaskhan and Rhydon Robots, Heracross nectar retriever, seaker missles, rubber tank
etc.? Pretty suspicious.

When Brock Left:
Why is it that since Brock likes Nurse Joy and Officer Jenny he picks Prof. Ivy who
looks nothing like the two?

Misty's Hair:
Okay this isn't a rant about the color or the due...it's about changing her hair!
If you have a Misty picture and Nurse Joy picture that you're willing to mutate get ready! Okay, first cut off all of Misty's hair and the rest of her body except for the
head. Then, cut off Nurse Joy's hair and body and put them properly together on Misty.
*Brock: and which Nurse Joy is this? She's kinda short.

RocketJessie1@cs.com

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