Excess Results: 01-19-02 - Wrestling - http://maxpages.com/trewwfsite2002/WWF

WWF Excess Report with the Hurricane
Hosts: The Coach and Terri
Guest: The Hurricane
Report by: Kevin Gregg of PowerWrestling.com

Tonight's Guest:

The Hurricane will be tonight's guest on WWF Excess.

Gregory Helms joins the show:

Gregory Helms joined the show and he greeted Terri and kissed her hand. The Coach asked Gregory what he's doing there. They're expecting the Hurricane. Greg said that the Hurricane will be here, but right now, he's fighting crime. The Coach asked Greg why he and the Hurricane are never together? Greg said like Chuck and Billy? They're strictly business. Terri started to hit on Greg, and his phone started to ring, and he had to leave, because he has a story he's working on, and it's big!

Backstage:

A man and a woman were shown, and the guy hit on the woman, but she didn't seem to want any of it. The Hurricane showed up behind the guy, and he asked the guy what's up with that? Trying to pick up a chick with crappy lines? The Hurricane said that when a man talks dirty to a man, that's sexual harassment, but when a woman talks dirty to a man, that's $1.99 a minute! Off you go!

Next week's guest:

Diamond Dallas Page will be next week's guest on WWF Excess.

The Hurricane joins the show:

The Hurricane joined the show and joined The Coach and Terri about talking about the Rumble. The Hurricane claimed they neglected him, and he said to win the Rumble and throw out 29 other superstars, you need talent, ability and super powers! The Coach said that this will be history in the making, with a super hero in the Royal Rumble.

How the Hurricane Travels:

Does he fly everywhere he goes? The Hurricane said that the cape makes him fly, and Terri asked for a cape, because she's sick of waiting at airports with the security stuff.

Mighty Molly:

Is she under his spell? The Hurricane didn't like that question, but he said this. She came into the cave as Molly Holly, but when she came out, she was Mighty. Take that as you will. The Hurricane said that they fight crime, day and night. Terri said she believes there's a little more going on than fighting crime.

Royal Rumble Plan:

The Hurricane has a plan, and that's to grab 29 other superstars and throw them over the top rope. The Hurricane puts the super in superstar. Being the first super hero in the Royal Rumble, they will change it to the Super Rumble after he wins.

Food:

Terri said she loves food, and she asked Helms what he eats. The Hurricane said that he eats whatever he wants, because he's got a super metabolism.

Royal Rumble Favorite:

The Hurricane said if by some reason he can't make it, Triple H would be a heavy favorite. The Big Show is another, and Bradshaw as well. You got Kurt Angle. He's good at firsts, but he might be the first guy tossed out. Then you got Stone Cold. This could be his fourth Rumble win. The Coach wished the Hurricane the best of luck, and the Hurricane said that his Hurrisenses tell him that he's needed elsewhere! Quick, to the Hurricave!

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