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2005 OSU Buckeye Football Roster and Coaching Staff |
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2 Erik Haw RB 6-1 210 So.
2 E.J. Underwood *** CB 6-1 175 Sr.
4 Santonio Holmes ** FL 5-11 185 Sr.
5 Mike D'Andrea *** LB 6-3 248 Sr.
6 Tyler Everett *** SS 5-11 196 Sr.
7 Ted Ginn Jr. * FL 6-0 170 So.
8 Roy Hall ** SE 6-3 228 Sr.
9 Donte Whitner ** CB 5-11 200 Jr.
10 Troy Smith ** QB 6-1 215 Sr.
11 Anthony Gonzalez * FL 6-0 200 Jr.
12 Justin Zwick * QB 6-4 225 Sr.
13 Ben Kacsandi QB 6-1 210 So.
14 Matthew Ciepiela QB/P 5-11 185 So.
14 Antonio Smith * FS 5-10 190 Sr.
15 A.J. Trapasso P 6-1 220 So.
16 Trever Robinson * LB 6-0 220 Jr.
17 Todd Boeckman QB 6-5 235 So.
17 Marcus Freeman * LB 6-2 230 So.
18 David Lisko WR 6-1 220 So.
18 Devon Lyons * WR 6-4 214 So.
19 Derek Harden WR 6-1 215 Jr.
19 Brandon Underwood CB 6-2 170 So.
21 Tyson Gentry P 6-2 165 So.
21 Nate Salley *** FS 6-3 215 Sr.
23 Josh Huston * PK 6-1 195 Sr.
24 Mike Roberts CB 5-11 185 Sr.
25 Antonio Pittman * TB 5-11 190 So.
26 Ashton Youboty ** CB 6-1 188 Jr.
29 Shaun Lane CB 5-10 180 So.
30 Sirjo Welch * FS 6-0 185 So.
32 Brandon Mitchell ** FS 6-3 205 Sr.
32 Ryan Pretorius K 5-10 190 So.
33 John Kerr LB 6-1 246 Sr.
33 Colby Staubs RB 6-0 200 Sr.
34 Rob Harley ** SS 6-2 202 Sr.
34 Brent Ullery WR 6-0 203 Jr.
35 Ryan Franzinger FB 6-1 250 Jr.
35 Nick Patterson DB 6-2 210 So.
36 Matt Daniels FB 5-7 205 So.
36 Curt Lukens SS 6-3 215 Jr.
39 Michael Dougherty DB 5-10 180 So.
39 Steve Fender FB 6-4 250 Jr.
41 De'Angelo Haslam DB 5-9 170 Jr.
41 Jonathan Skeete K 5-10 195 So.
42 Bobby Carpenter *** LB 6-3 255 Sr.
43 Brandon Schnittker *** FB 6-2 250 Sr.
44 Matthew Johnson RB 5-11 190 Jr.
44 Curtis Terry * LB 6-2 220 So.
46 Chad Hoobler * LB 6-3 215 So.
47 A.J. Hawk *** LB 6-1 238 Sr.
49 Dionte Johnson * FB 6-0 220 So.
50 Doug Datish * OG 6-5 295 Sr.
50 Vernon Gholston DL 6-4 250 So.
51 Anthony Schlegel * LB 6-2 245 Sr.
52 Ryan Lukens LB 6-0 230 So.
53 Caesar Buie OL 6-3 285 Jr.
53 Adam Licker LS 5-10 190 So.
54 Brandon Smith LB 6-3 240 So.
54 Tyler Whaley OL 6-1 270 So.
55 Nick Mangold *** OC 6-4 290 Sr.
56 Dimitrios Makridis LS 6-1 225 Jr.
57 Mike Kudla *** DE 6-3 265 Sr.
58 Drew Norman LS 6-0 230 Sr.
59 John Conroy * OG 6-3 295 Sr.
61 Matt Drummelsmith LB 6-4 205 So.
63 Ben Person OG 6-4 300 So.
67 Kyle Mitchum OG 6-6 275 So.
68 Tim Schafer ** OT 6-5 290 Sr.
69 Andree Tyree OG 6-3 290 Sr.
70 Brandon Maupin DL 6-6 300 Jr.
71 Steve Rehring * OT 6-8 315 So.
72 T.J. Downing * OG 6-5 305 Sr.
73 Steve Winner C 6-6 290 Sr.
74 Kirk Barton * OT 6-6 305 Jr.
76 Drew Parry OL 6-2 295 So.
77 Rob Sims *** OT 6-4 310 Sr.
78 Alex Barrow DE 6-4 245 So.
78 Daniel Dye OL 6-3 271 Jr.
79 Jon Skinner OT 6-5 280 So.
80 Ryan Hamby *** TE 6-5 250 Sr.
81 R.J. Coleman * TE 6-5 295 Sr.
81 Marcel Frost TE 6-5 255 Jr.
82 Devin Jordan SE 6-2 205 Jr.
83 Redgie Arden ** DE 6-4 260 Sr.
87 Kyle Ruhl WR 6-1 154 So.
88 Pete Foltz WR 6-0 180 So.
88 Rory Nicol * TE 6-5 245 So.
89 Stan White Jr. ** TE 6-3 242 Sr.
90 Quinn Pitcock ** DT 6-3 295 Sr.
92 Brett Daly DL 6-7 225 Jr.
93 Nader Abdallah DT 6-3 295 So.
94 Marcus Green *** DT 6-3 290 Sr.
95 Sian Cotton DT 6-4 295 Jr.
96 Jordan Hoewischer TE 6-4 250 Jr.
97 David Patterson ** DL 6-3 285 Jr.
98 Joel Penton ** DL 6-5 275 Sr.
99 Jay Richardson * DE 6-6 270 Sr.
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Head Coach
Jim Tressel
Offensive Coaching Staff
Jim Bollman
John Peterson
Joe Daniels
Darrell Hazell
Dick Tressel
Defensive Coaching Staff
Jim Heacock
Mark Snyder
Paul Haynes
Luke Fickell
Football Operations
Bob Tucker
Stan Jefferson
John Hill
Strength and Conditioning
Allan Johnson
Mike Cochran
Bernardo Amerson
Jack Johnson
Support Staff
Head Team Physician - Dr. Chris Kaeding
Team Physician - Dr. Ray Pongonis
Head Football Trainer - Doug Calland
Equipment Manager - Rob Lachey
Head Coach's Secretary - Debbie Broeker
Football Secretary - Betty Affeldt
Recruiting Secretary - Sherrie Kauffman
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Day Date Opponent Location TV Outcome/Time
Sat 09/03/2005 Miami (Oh) Columbus, OH TBA TBA
Sat 09/10/2005 Texas Columbus, OH ABC 8:00 PM
Sat 09/17/2005 San Diego State Columbus, OH TBA TBA
Sat 09/24/2005 Iowa Columbus, OH TBA TBA
Sat 10/08/2005 Penn State University Park, PA ESPN2/ESPN 7:00/7:45 PM
Sat 10/15/2005 Michigan State Columbus, OH TBA TBA
Sat 10/22/2005 Indiana Bloomington, IN TBA TBA
Sat 10/29/2005 Minnesota Minneapolis, MN TBA TBA
Sat 11/05/2005 Illinois Columbus, OH TBA TBA
Sat 11/12/2005 Northwestern Columbus, OH TBA TBA
Sat 11/19/2005 Michigan Ann Arbor, MI TBA TBA
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Q: Why did the blonde fail at being a prostitute?
A: Because she gave blow-jobs literally.
Q: Why did the blonde smile when she walked the marriage aisle?
A: She realized she gave her last blowjob.
Q: Why do blondes give such good blowjobs?
A: Because that's what they train for all their lives.
Q: Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach?
A: So her male would get delivered to the right box.
Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?
A: From crawling across the street when the sign said "DON'T WALK".
Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat?
A: In case she locks the keys in her car.
Q: Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
A: So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.
Q: Why did the deaf blonde sit on a newspaper?
A: So she could lip read.
Q: Why did God create blondes?
A: Because sheep can't bring beer from the fridge.
Q: Why did God create brunettes?
A: Neither could the blondes.
Q: Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears?
A: So she wouldn't get Hearing Aides.
Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?
A: To turn the blinker off.
Q: Why did the blonde call the welfare office?
A: She wanted to know how to cook food stamps!
Q: What is the blonde's favorite potato chip?
A: Free-to-lay (Frito-Lay).
Q: What do a moped and a blond have in common?
A: They're both fun to ride until a friend sees you on one.
Q: How do you know when a blond's been in your frige?
A: Lipstick on the cucumbers!
Q: What do a blonde and an instant lottery ticket have in common?
A: All you have to do is scratch the box to win.
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and an inflatable doll?
A: About 2 cans of hair spray
Q: What's the quickest way to get into a blondes pants?
A: Pick them up off the floor.
Q: Where do blondes go to meet their relatives?
A: The vegetable garden.
Q: How many blondes does it take to play tag?
A: One.
Q: Why don't they let Blondes swim in the ocean?
A: Because they can't get the smell out of the tuna.
Q: What happened to the blonde tap dancer?
A: She slipped off and fell down the drain.
Q: What is the irritating part around a blonde's vagina?
A1: The Blonde!
A2: The other guys waiting their turn.
Q: What did the blonde say when asked if she'd ever been picked up by 'the fuzz'?
A: 'No. But I've been swung around by the tits.'
Q: What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios?
A: "Oh look! Donut seeds!"
Q: What did the blonde name her pet zebra?
A: Spot.
Q: What's a blonds' favourite rock group?
A: Air Supply.
Q: Whats black and fuzzy and hangs from the ceiling?
A: A blond electrician.
Q: Why are dumb blonde jokes so short?
A: So brunettes can remember them.
Q: Why are blondes like cornflakes ?
A: Because they're simple, easy and they taste good.
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You know you need to do something about your weight when you board an airplane and the flight attendant designates your pot belly as carry-on luggage. I knew I had a problem when I started having to wear control-top turtlenecks.
My doctor put me on a strict sugar-free diet. I can't even watch Touched By An Angel.
You know it's time to skip a round when you're holding your bowling ball, and you look down and you can't see it!
If God had wanted us to run, instead of a belly button, He'd have given us a fast-forward button.
I'm no couch potato. I'm a recliner potato.
My diet's working. I stepped on my talking bathroom scales last night and for the first time ever they didn't scream that I was too fat. They did mention in passing that my feet smelled.
I'm not fat. It's just that my body naturally retains chimichangas.
I have no idea how much I weigh because I can't weigh naked. Without my glasses I can't see the scale.
I've really put on weight. I've gone from pinch-an-inch to rub-a-tub.
I'm already two years ahead on my daily fat allowance. I'm looking for skinny people to see if I can borrow theirs.
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Yo mama is so ugly
Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.
Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."
Yo mama so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.
Yo mama so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower
Yo mama so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.
Yo mama so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck
Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.
Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras
Yo mama so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her
Yo mama so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.
Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say "Wow, is it Halloween already?"
Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.
Yo mama so ugly that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects.
Yo mama so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.
Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry.
Yo mama so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower!
Yo mama so ugly when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours. . .for a quote!
Yo mama so ugly they put her in dough and made monster cookies!
Yo mama so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!
Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and gets arrested!
Yo mama so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!
Yo mama so ugly Ted Dansen wouldn't date her!
Yo mama so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone!
Yo mama so ugly she turned Medusa to stone!
Yo mama so ugly The NHL banned her for life
Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween!
Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday!
Yo mama so ugly if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects!
Yo mama so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints
Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry!
Yo mama so ugly people go as her for Halloween.
Yo mama so ugly that when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her.
Yo mama so ugly she scares the roaches away.
Yo mama so ugly we have to tie a steak around your neck so the dog will play with her!
Yo mama so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.
Yo mama so ugly that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects.
Yo mama so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.
Yo Poppa so ugly he turned Medusa to Stone.
Yo Postman so freakin ugly he made the guard dogs shit themselves.
Yo Dentist so ugly they don't need anasthetics
Yo Boss so ugly people go as him for halloween.
Yo Priest so ugly that he have to give his Sermon from inside the Confessional Box.
Yo Teacher so ugly when she walks into the Building Society they turn off the CCTV cameras.
Yo Sister so Ugly that George Lucas cast her in Star Wars 3 as Jabbas wife - without the need for a costume.
Your kid bro so ugly that for Halloween he tricks or treats on his mobile phone!
Your Kid sister so damn ugly that when she sits on a sand dune at the beach, the cats try to bury her.
You cousin so ugly that when he threw a boomerang, it refused to come back.
Yo Driving Instructor's so ugly he has to wear a ski-mask when teaching.
Yo Mother-in-law so ugly, she won first place in the Wookie lookalike contest.
Your Girlfriend's so insanely ugly that I can screw her in any position and it's still Doggy-style!
Yo Girlfriend so ugly they put her in the Chimp enclosure to stop the Chimpanzee's from jerking off!
Yo' Father in law so ugly that his American Express card left home without him...
Yo Sister's so ugly that she must been conceived on the Motorway - ain't that where most accidents happen?
Yo Dog walker so ugly that he once took your Mutt to Crufts and WON - oh, the dog came second...
Your sister-in-law so god awful ugly that Durex want to use her as a poster child.
Yo Father's so ugly his hairline ain't receding...it's his hair that's running away from his ugly noggin.
You Grandma's so Ugly her Shrink makes her lie face down on the couch.
Your Grandpa so freakin ugly that when he gets up in the mornin, the Sun goes down.
Yo' Mum so ugli that even Prince Charming refuses to kiss her - he'd rather live as a frog.
Yo older sister so ugly that Mommy had to feed her with a fishing rod.
Yo Uncle so astonishingly ugly that whenever he comes over and goes to your bathroom, the toilet flushes.
Your Dog's so ugly as yo Momma that I had to shave its arse and make it walk backwards...
Yo mama's so ugly, hold on....you got a mirror handy???
Yo Mama's sister so ugly that Blind men refuse to have sex with her.
Yo Uncle so ugly, Spielberg wants him in Addams Family 3
Your kid so ugly the Doctor is STILL smacking his ass.
Yo Mother in law so hellishly ugly, that president George W Bush is considering making ugliness a crime, punishable by the electric chair
Yo Momma's so ugly that she hurt my feelings...
Your doctor's so ugly she manages to give Freddy Kreuger Nightmares!
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Yo momma so fat ...
Yo momma is so fat she uses the highway for a slippin' slide
Yo momma so fat she play pool with the planets
Yo momma so fat she uses a pie as a clock
Yo momma is so fat that when she turns her head, her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs.
Yo momma so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Yo momma so fat she makes the world look like the size of numbers
Yo momma so fat when she dressed in red every body sang hey ho kolaid.
Yo momma so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!!
Yo momma so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!
Yo momma so fat when she wears red the neighborhood kids shout "Koolaid! Koolaid!"
Yo momma so fat the National Weather Agency has to assign names to her farts!!!
Yo momma so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!
Yo momma so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up
Yo Momma so fat she stood on a scale, and the scales life flashed before it eyes
Yo momma so fat when she turn around it's her birthday.
Yo momma so fat her nickname is "DAMN"
Yo momma so fat when she turn around it's her birthday
Yo momma so fat she has a run in her blue-jeans!
Yo momma so fat the bitch is just FAT.
Yo momma so fat were in her right now
Yo momma so fat people jog around her for exercise
Your momma so fat last time she saw 90210 she was looking down at her scale!
Yo momma so fat the animals at the zoo feed her.
Yo momma so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone
Yo momma so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors
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