ｰF瓶品鋲貧錨不ｰ - ｰEverybody....I'll Be There For You....ｰ - Audio

Over The Past Few Years The 'Friends' Have Invented Some Very Strange Names For Each Other, so I Have Taken The Time & Effort To List Them All For You:

Joey: Flameboy - by Phoebe The One With The Fake Monica

Kicky - by Chandler The One With The Boobies

Mario - by Monica The One Where Underdog Gets Away

Pizon - by Chandler The One With Ross's New Girlfriend

Hans Ramoray - by Ross The One After The Superbowl, Pt 1

Joseph Stalin - by Chandler The One With The Fake Monica

Freakshow - by Chandler The One With The Chicken Pox

Holden McGroin - by Himself The One With The Fake Monica

Big Big Freak - by Chandler The One With The Tiny T-Shirt

Gepetto - by Chandler The One With The Cat

Spackel Boy - by Chandler The One With Frank Jr.

Dillhole - by Chandler The One Where No-one's Ready

Phoebe: Yoko - by Max The One With The Monkey

Weird Girl - by Lizzie The One With The Thumb

Pheebs - by Everyone Every Episode

Ross: Scarey Scientist Man - by Phoebe The One Where Heckles Dies

Slugger - by Mrs Bing The One With Mrs Bing

Mother Kisser - by Chandler The One With Mrs Bing

Monkey Boy - by Rachel The One With All The Poker

Mr Kotter - by Joey The One With The Prom Video

Gel Boy - by Rachel The One With Phoebe's Dad

Amish Boy - by Chandler The One With The List

Wethead - by Dr Green The One With The Racing Car Bed

Mr Bigshot - by Dr Green The One With The Racing Car Bed

Buttmunch - by Monica The One Where Eddie Moves In

Dinosaur Guy - by Chloe The One Where Ross And Rachel Take A Break.

Cookie Dude - by NYU Students The One Where Rachel Quits

Scrud - by Brownbird The One Where Rachel Quits

Dr Skeptismo - by Phoebe The One With The Cat

Strong Ross Skywalker - by Phoebe The One With The Princess Leia Fantasy

Mr Tux - by Chandler The One Where No-one's Ready

Chandler: Smirky - by Rachel The One Where Underdog Gets Away

Squirmy - by Susie The One After The Superbowl, Pt 2

Bing-a-Ling - by Janice The One With The Jam

Monica: Harmonica - by Jack The One With The Prom Video

Madcap Gal - by Ross The One With The Butt

Monana - by Herself The One With the Fake Monica

Joan Collins - by Herself The One With The Ick Factor

Big Fat Goalie - by the kids on the field hockey team at school The One With The Embryos

Rachel: Princess Bubble Yum - by Chandler The One With Barry And Mindy's Wedding

Pheebs - by Phoebe The One With Joey's Dirty Day

SMELLY CAT
(Chorus)
Smelly cat, smelly cat
What are they feeding you?
Smelly cat, smelly cat,
It's not you fault

They won't take you to the vet
You're obviously not their favourite pet
You may not be a bed of roses
And you're not friends to those with noses
(Chorus)

TWO OF THEM KISSED LAST NIGHT

There was a girl we'll call her Betty
And a guy lets call him Neil
Now I can't stress this point to strongly
This story isn't real.........
Now our Neil must decide
Who will be the girl that he casts aside?
Will Betty be the one who he loves truly
Or will it be the one that we'll call L-L-Lulie?
He must decide, he must decide
Even though I made hime up, he must decide

GRANDPARENTS

Now Grandma's a person that everyone likes
She bought you a trian and a bright shiny bike
But lately she hasn't been coming to dinner
And last time you saw her, she looked so much thinner
Now your mom and your dad said she moved to Peru
But the truth is she died, and some day you will too
La la la la la la la la la la........

DON'T

There'll be times when you get older
When you'll want to sleep with people
Just to make them like you
But DON'T, cause
That's another thing you don't want to do
That's another thing you don't want to do

BARNYARD ANIMALS

Oh the cow in the meadow goes "moo"
Oh the cow in the meadow goes "moo"
Then the farmer hots him on the head and grinds him up
Ant that's how we get hamburgers
Nowwwwwwwwwww chickens!

A SONG THAT MEANS A LOT TO PHOEBE

I made a man with eyes of coal
And a smile so bewitchin'
How I was I supposed to know
That my mom was dead in the kitchen
La la la la la la la la la la.........

BABIES

They're tiny and chubby and so sweet to touch
But soon they'll grow up and resent you so much
Now they're yelling at you and you don't know why
You cry and you cry and you cry
And you cry and you cry and you cry

THEY FOUND...........

They found their bodies the very next day
and they found their bodies the very next......

La la la la la la la la la la.........

BLACKOUT

New York City has no power
And the milk is getting sour
But to me that is not scary
Cause I stay away from dairy
La la la la la la la la la la.........

LOVE

Love is as sweet as summer showers,
Love is a wonerous work of art,
But your love, your love, your love
Is like a giant pigeon
Crapping on my heart.
La la la la la la la la la la......

THE COMA GUY SONG

You don't have to be awake to be my man
As long as you have brainwaves
I'll be there to hold your hand.
Though we just met the other day
There's something I have got to say........

THE SHOWER SONG

I'm in the shower and I'm writing a song
Stop me if you've heard it.
My skin is soapy and my hair is wet
And Tegrin spelt backwards is Nergit

Lather, rinse, repeat,
And lather, rinse, repeat,
And lather, rinse, repeat
As needed.

THE PROTEST SONG

Terry's a jerk!
And he won't let me work!
And I hate Central Perk!
(......)
And your all invited to bite me!

THE CRUSTY OLD MAN

And a crusty old man said I'll do what I can
And the rest of the rats played maracas!

ADULT CONTENT
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BI SEXUALS

Sometimes men love women
And sometimes me love men
And then there are bi-sexuals
Though some just say they're kidding themselves
La la la la la la la la la la........

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