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Here Are Some Of My Favourtie Friends Quotes:

Phoebe: We can be guys! Come on, let us be guys!
Chandler: You don't want to be guys, you'd be all hairy and you wouldn't live as long.

Monica: Whoa! Where you going in those pants? 1982?

Rachel:...but you're the only person I knew who lived here in the city.
Monica: Who wasn't invited to the wedding.
Rachel: Ooh, I was kinda hoping that wouldn't be an issue...

Chandler: Hey, you guys in the living room all know what you want to do. You know, you have goals. You have dreams. I don't have a dream.
Ross: Ah, the lesser known "I Don't Have a Dream" speech.

Joey: Look, I kinda had a dream, but I don't want to talk about it.
Chandler: Now what if Martin Luther King had said that? 'Yeah I kinda had a dream. I-I don't want to talk about it.'

Joey: Why do you have to break up with her? Be a man. Just stop calling.

Joey: Ross, if homo sapiens actually were HOMO sapiens, is that why they´re exctinct?
Ross: Joey, they are people!
Joey: Hey, I´m not judging!

Phoebe: See, he's her lobster!

Chandler: Handle's my middle name. Well, actually, it's the middle part of my first name.

Phoebe( to Monica and Rachel): You know, if we were in prison, you'd be like my bitches!

Ross: Wow, you guys sure have a lot of books about being a lesbian.
Susan: Well, you know, you have to take a course. Otherwise they don't let you do it.

Phoebe: They shouldn't have called it "It's a Wonderful Life," they should have called it "It's a sucky life and just when you think it can't suck any more it does."

Rachel: Who's FICA? And why does he get all my money?

Pete Becker: Well, yeah, she asked if she could finish my peanuts and I thought she said something else.

Ross: I was having a little chat with ah, Bonnie, and ah, guess what, she-she happened to bring up y'know, who was behind the um, whole head shaving idea, and now, who was it? Oh, that’s right, that’s right, it was you!
Rachel: That was her idea, I just gave her a nudge.
Ross: She said you gave her the razor!

Chandler: Ok, lets focus something else. Beautiful eyes, nice nose, great smile, BIG HEAD BIG HEAD BIG HEAD!!!

Ross: You're over me? When were you, under me?

Rachel: Oh honey, please, no, I can't get started with all that Ross stuff again. I mean he's going to be screwed up for a long time. And besides, you know, I don't go for guys right after they get divorced.
Monica: Right, you only go for them 5 minutes before they get married.

Chandler: Is this the episode of Three's Company where there's a misunderstanding?

Phoebe: If you buy a mattress from Janice's ex-husband, isn't that like betraying Chandler?
Monica: Not at these prices!

Joey: Just tell him Joey sent you. He'll know what it means.
Chandler: Gee, I don't know. Do you think he'll be able to crack your code?

Monica: Oh my god. How cute is the new eye doctor?
Rachel: So cute I'm thinking about jamming this pen in my eye.

Rachel: Guess what, guess what!
Chandler: The fifth dentist finally caved and now they all recommend Trident?

Ross: I don't know what I'm gonna do. What am I gonna do? I mean, this, this is like a complete nightmare!
Chandler: Oh, I know, this must be so hard. "Oh no, two women love me! They're both gorgeous and sexy! My wallet's too small for my fifties and my diamond shoes are too tight!"

Ross: Look, Rachel, I wanted to tell you, I thought I should, I did, and then Chandler and Joey convinced me not to.
Chandler: Wax the door shut, we're never leaving, ever.

Chandler: He said he was going to do my inseam, and he ran his hand up my leg, and then, there was definite--
Ross: what?
Chandler: Cupping.
Joey: That's how they do pants. First they go up one side, they move it over, they go up the other side, they move it back, and then they do the rear. What? Ross, Ross, would you tell him? Isn't that how they measure pants?
Ross: Yes, yes it is. In prison!

Russ: You're jealous because I'm a real doctor.
Ross: Hey, you're a doctor of gums. That's the smallest body part you can major in. It's like day one, floss. Day two, here's your diploma.

Joey: Hi, here's the deal. We lost a carseat on a bus today. It's white plastic, with a handle, and it fits onto a stroller. Oh, and there was a baby in it.

Chandler: All right, let's get some perspective here, ok? These things, they happen for a reason.
Monica: Yeah. You!
Chandler: All right, Pheebs, back me up here, ok? You believe in that karma crap, don't you?
Phoebe: Yeah, by the way, good luck in your next life as a dung beetle.

Joey: Oh mommie, oh daddie, I am a big old baddie! Oh mommie, oh daddie, I am a big old baddie!
Ross: I guess he musta gotten the part in that play.
Monica and Phoebe: Oh.
Chandler: Yeah, either that, or Gloria Estefan was right, eventually, the rhythm is going to get you.

Ross: Oh really? What uh, what does he want with her?
Chandler: Well, I'm guessing he wants to do a little dance... ya know, make a little love... Well, pretty much get down tonight.

Monica: Shut up, the camera adds ten pounds.
Chandler: Ahh, so how many cameras are actually on you?

I Hope You Find These As Funny As I Do
Maz
xxxxxx

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