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| Kudzu is green, my dog's name is Blue, And I'm so lucky to have a sweet thang like you. Yore har is like cornsilk, a-flappin' in the breeze, Softer than Blue's, and without all them fleas. You move like the bass, which excites me in May. You ain't got no scales, but I luv you anyway. Yore as graceful as okry, jist a-dancin' in the pan. Yore as frangrant as SunDrop, right out of the can. You have all yore teeth, for which I am proud; I hold my head high when we're in a crowd. On special occasions, when you shave yore armpits, Well, I'm in hawg heaven! Plumb outta my wits!!! An speakin' of wits, you've got plenty fer shore. 'Cuz you married me back in '74. Stil them fellers at work, they all want to know What I did to deserve such a purty, young doe. Like a good roll of duct date, yore there fer yore man, To patch up life's troubles, and stick 'em in the can. Yore as strong as a 4-wheeler, racin' through the mud, Yet fragile as that sanger, named Naomi Judd. Yore as cute as a junebug, a-buzzin' overhead. You ain't mean like to far ant, upon which i oft' tread. Cut from the best pattern, like a flannel shirt of plaid, You sparked up by life, like a Rattletrap shad. When you hold me real tight, like a padded gunrack, My life is complete; ain't nuttin' I lack. Yore complexion, it's perfection, like the best vinyl sidin', Despite all the years, yore age, it keeps hidin'. And when you git old, like a '57 Chevy, Won't put you on blocks, and let grass grow up heavy. Me 'n' you's like a Moon Pie, with a RC cold drank, We go together, like a skunk goes with stank. Some men, they buy chocolate, for Valentine's Day. They git it at Wal-Mart; it's romantic that way. Some men git roses on that special day From the cooler at Kroger; "That's impressive", I say. Some men buy fine diamonds, from a flea market booth, "Diamonds are forever", the explain, suave and couth. But for ths man, honey, these will not do. For you are too special, you sweet thang you! I got you a gift, without taste or odor, Better than diamonds; It's a new trollin' motor!!!! HOW DOES THIS JOKE RATE? Do you give it a 5, 4, 3, 2, or a 1? --Just click on the number that you think this joke deserves; five being the best and one being the worst-- |
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