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Ugly Baby
FBI
Tyson
25 Shortest Books
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| The FBI's Newest Secret Agent |
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| The FBI needed some new secret agents, so they tested all of their field agents. The ones that made it were again tested for endurance, then for thinking skills, then for logical reasoning, academic knowledge, language knowledge, strength, stealth, marksmanship, and motor skills. They had narrowed down the field to 3 people. Now they just needed to know if they could kill without remorse. They sent their first agent into a room with a gun and told them to kill the person in the room. The person came back a minute later, "I can't kill her, that's my wife." They sent the second person in with a gun and with the same command. Again, he came back with a fully loaded pistol and said, "I'm sorry, I can't kill her. That's my girlfriend." They sent the third person in with a gun and said, "Kill the person in the room." They nodded, walked in. As the trainers listened, they heard eight shots, a muffled scream, a banging, then a final, blood curtling scream. The man came back out with a red face. He screamed, "You idiots! You never told me the gun had blanks in it. I had to beat her to death thanks to you." HOW DOES THIS JOKE RATE? Do you give it a 5, 4, 3, 2, or a 1? |
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