Clinton got married to Hillary one day, and Hillary noticed a box under Clinton's bed. She asked him about it and he begged her not to look into it for thirty years. She agreed. So thirty years later she gets excited and opens up the box. Inside are 3 cans and 18,000 dollars. She asks him about it when he comes home. "What are the 3 cans for?"
He replied, "For every time I cheated on you, I put a can in the box."
"3 times in 30 years? That's pretty good. So what's the 18,000 for?"
"Whenever the box got too heavy, I had to recycle it."
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