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| Dirty Blonde Jokes |
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What do Blondes and condoms have in common? They're either on your dick or in your wallet! Why do Blondes wear big hoop earrings? So they have a place to rest their ankles during sex! Why do Blondes like to drive in cars with tilt steering wheels? More head room! What's the difference between a Blonde and a washing machine? If you dump your load into a washing machine, it doesn't follow you around for 3 days! What do you call a Blonde with a runny nose? Full to the brim! What do Blondes and Kentucky Fried Chicken have in common? Once you eat the breasts and thighs, you're left with a Greasy Box! What did the Blonde's right knee say to her left knee? Nothing, they have never met! What do Blondes and turtles have in common? Once they're on their backs their screwed! Why did the Blonde have bruises around her navel? Her boyfriend was Blonde too! Why do Blondes wear skirts and panties? Skirts to keep their neck warm and panties to keep their ankles warm! How does a Blonde turn on the light in the morning? Opens the car door! Did you hear Sherwin Williams came out with a new color of paint? Yes Blonde, it's kind of dull but it sure spreads easy! How is a Blonde like a plate of spaghetti? They both squirm when you eat them! What does a Blonde put behind her ears to attract men? Her ankles! What do the Bermuda triangle and Blondes have in common? They've both swallowed a lot of seamen! What's the difference between a Blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito will stop sucking when you slap it! How is a Blonde like peanut butter? They spread for the bread! Why are blonde's coffins Y-shaped? Because as soon as they are on their backs, their legs open! What is the first thing a blonde learns when she takes driving lessons? You can also sit upright in a car! What's six inches long, has a bald head, and drives Blondes crazy? A hundred-dollar bill! Why does a Blonde insist on him wearing a condom? So she can have a doggie bag for later! Why was the Blonde upset when she got her Driver's License? Because she got an F in sex. What is the definition of the perfect woman? A deaf and dumb Blonde nymphomaniac whose father owns a pub! What does a blonde say when she's asked if she's sexually active? No, I just lie there! |
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