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What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back! How do you know a blonde has been working at your computer? There is "white-out" all over the screen! How can you tell if another blonde been using the computer? There's writing on the "white-out"! What is the blonde doing when she hold her hands over her ears? Trying to hold on to a thought! Why did the blonde stare at the frozen orange juice can for 2 hours? Because it said "concentrate"! Why did the blonde snort Nutra-Sweet? She thought it was diet "coke"! Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail when she was hammering? The noise gave her a headache! Why did the blonde have blisters on her lips? From trying to blow out lightbulbs! Have you heard what my blond neighbor wrote on the bottom of her swimming pool? No smoking! Pepsi came out with a new can just for blondes. It has "open other end" printed on the bottom! What did the blonde say when she opened a box of Cheerios? Hey, Look!! A bunch of doughnut seeds! How many blonde jokes are there? None, they're all true! Why don't blonds ever become pharmacists? It's too hard to fit the bottle in the typewriter! What's the advantage of being married to a blonde? You can park in the handicapped zone! What is dumber than a brunette building a fire under water? A blonde trying to put it out! How did the blonde burn her ear? The phone rang while she was ironing! How do you drown a blonde? Glue a penny to the bottom of a pool! Why can't a blonde make ice cubes? Don't know the recipe! How do you get rid of blondes? Form a circle, give each a gun and tell them they are a firing squad! How do you confuse a blonde? You don't. They're born that way! How do you measure a blonde's intelligence? Stick a tire pressure gauge in her ear! Why did the blonde stand in front of the mirror with her eyes closed? She wanted to see what she looked like when she was sleeping! Why did the blonde couple freeze to death in their car at a drive in theater? They went to see "closed for the winter"! What does a blonde say when you asked her what the last two words of the national anthem are? Play ball! |
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