Welcome. You are among the select few blessed to locate the truth. In the year
A.D.1999, there was a disturbance among homo-sapiens concerning the threat of the
"Millenium Bug" or the "Y2k Bug". This "bug" was believed to be a mere computer
meltdown that would render us defenseless, throw the earth into darkness, and
cause humanity to starve to death. In truth, it was much, much more.
In the year A.D. 1997, the United States Government began receiving transmissions
from other galxies, encoded into thier sattelite system. These messages were
translated from thier Japanese into English in A.D. 1998. They contained
valuble information concerning an invasion of Alien Butterflies to occur on the
"new millenium". Unfortuanatly, this valuable information was leaked to the
public in the form of the "millenium bug" story we all heard about.
The government became engaged not only in creating weapons advanced enough to ward
off this treacherous invasion, but keeping it quiet to avoid the certain public
hysteria that would ensue.
The government believed that this invasion would occur on January 1, 2000, the so-
called millenium. They were mistaken. When the butterflies arrived, on the true
millenium (January 1, 2001), the government was off gaurd. The butterflies easily
infiltrated headquarters and there found a corrupt, though technilogicly advanced
world power. They collected all the information they needed and departed, leaving
all, save one soul, brainwashed, with no memory of the invasion.
This single spared soul, one young, teenage girl, was given the task of preparing
for their coming. Her name is "Madonna Loves Scott" or MLS.
Though hated, even persecuted for her beliefs, MLS still fights for our cause.
Though her pleas of help to the pentagon were ignored, a small tribe of refugees
have banded together, with MLS as our omnipotent leader, to prepare the world for
the coming of the butterflies.
Please join us in our fight. |