BUBBA:THANK YOU FOR THE INTERVIEW ROCK.
ROCK:YOUR WELCOME JABRONI,BY THE WAY WHAT WAS
YOUR NAME AGAIN?
BUBBA:NO PROBS,IT'S...........
ROCK:IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!!!!!!!!
BUBBA:GOSH,I FELL FOR IT AGAIN!!!!
BUBBA:FIRST QUESTION,WHAT WAS YOUR FAV. MATCH SO
FAR THIS YEAR?
ROCK:WELL BUBBA,YOU KNOW THAT MATCH WITH MANKIND?
BUBBA:YEAH
ROCK:DO YOU REMEMBER THE ROCK SMASHING MANKIND WITH THE
CHAIR IN AN I QUIT MATCH?
BUBBA:OF COURSE ROCK.
ROCK:WELL,I'D LIKE TO TAKE THAT CHAIR,GRAB AT THE LEGS,
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BUBBA:GEE ROCK,I WAS REALLY LOOKING FORWARD TO AN
INTERVIEW WITH YOU NOT........[INTERRUPTED]
ROCK:AND STICK IT STRAIGHT UP YOUR CANDY A$$!!!!!
BUBBA:{SAYS IN HIS HEAD,"LIKE I DIDN'T SEE IT COMING"]
ROCK:WHAT WAS IT THAT YOU WANTED TO SAY JABRONI?
BUBBA:FORGET IT,I'LL MOVE ON TO THE NEXT QUESTION.
BUBBA:YOU SEEM TO HAVE A LOT OF PHRASES IN THE WWF,WHAT
WOULD JUST HAPPEN TO BE YOUR FAVORITE LINE?
ROCK:WHAT IS IT WITH THINGS BEING MY FAV.?!WHAT IF I KEEP
ASKIN THINGS LIKE,"SO BUBBA,WHAT IN THE WORLD COULD BE
YOU FAV. NAME,SINCE YOU GOT SUCH A ROODY POO ONE!"
BUBBA:[*GET TEARY EYED*]
ROCK:LOOK AT YOU!YOU'RE GAWKING AT THE ROCK LIKE IT
IMPRESSES ME,LIKE YOU WANT ME TO MAKE YOU FAMOUS.
BUBBA:SORRY ROCK,IT'S JUST THAT I'M VERY SENSITIVE,IT
WOULDN'T HURT IF YOU COULD BE A LIL BIT NICER.
ROCK:WELL THEN,I'LL BE NICER,SO BUBBA,DO YOU LIKE PANCAKES?
BUBBA:OH COM'ON ROCK!I KNOW WHAT YOUR GONNA SAY! YOU CAN
STOP ACTING LIKE THAT!
ROCK:FORGET THIS INTERVIEW!I DON'T LISTEN TO JABRONIES LIKE
YOU!
BUBBA:DO YOU KNOW WHAT A JABRONI IS?
ROCK:NO,BUT DO YOU SMELLLLLLLALALALALA!
ROCK:WHAT THE ROCK!!!!!!!!!!!!
ROCK:IS COOOKIN!
ROCK:[WALKS OUT OF BUBBAS BOILER ROOM]
BUBBA:THANK YOU FOR TUNING INTO THIS INTERVIEW!LOOK FOR
MY NEXT INTERVIEW WITH,NO OTHER THAN,STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN!
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