TODAYS JOKE:
A GUY ASKS A DOCTOR AND SAYS,"I THINK MY WIFE IS BECOMING DEAF,WHAT
DO I DO?"THE DOCTOR SAID THAT STAND AL LEAST 10 FEET AWAY FROM HER
AND ASK HER SOMETHING AND IF SHE DOESN'T ANSWRER,REPEAT THAT ONE STEP.
THAT VERY NIGHT THE GUY ASKS
HIS WIFE,"HONEY,WHATS FOR DINNER?"NO ANSWER.THE GUY TAKES ANOTHER STEP
FORWARD AND ASKS THE SAME QUESTION,STILL NO RESONSE FROM HIS WIFE.
AFTER BEING 1 FOOT AWAY FROM HER THE GUY ONCE AGAIN SAYS,"HONEY,
WHATS FOR DINNER?"THE WIFE ANSWERS BACK,"FOR THE LAST TIME,CHICKEN!!!!"
DO YOU HAVE A JOKE?IF YOU DO,E=MAIL ME AND INCLUDE THIS:
1.THE JOKE
2.YOUR NAME
3.YOUR SITE NAME
4.YOUR SITE ADDRESS
DO NOTICE THAT I WILL RECORD THIS INFORMATION ON THIS PAGE,IF THERE
ARE MORE THAN ONE REQUESTS I'LL E-MAIL YOU IF YOUR THE ONE THAT HAD THE
BEST JOKE,THE WINNER RECEIVES 5 VOTES FROM ME TO YOUR SITE,IF YOU DON'T
HAVE A SITE SORRY,YOU JUST GET YOUR NAME POSTED ON THIS PAGE.SO SEND IN
YOUR FAVORITE JOKE AND COME BACK AND CHECK TO SEE IF YOUR VOTE MADE IT.
P.S.DON'T EXPECT A JOKE TO BE UP EVERYDAY,I CAN'T THINK OF SOME. |
