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| Eminem Song Lyrics |
| [My Name Is&Guilty Conscience] |
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| SINGER/BAND:EMINEM ALBUM:THE SLIM SHADY PRODUCTIONS SINGER/BAND:EMINEM ALBUM:THE SLIM SHADY PRODUCTIONS MY NAME IS- Hi! My name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?) My name is.. {scratches} Slim Shady Hi! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (what?) My name is.. {scratches} Slim Shady [Repeat 2x everytime] Ahem.. excuse me! Can I have the attention of the class for one second? [Eminem] Hi kids! Do you like Primus? (Yeah yeah!) Wanna see me stick Nine Inch Nails through each one of my eyelids? (Uh-huh!) Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did? Try {'cid} and get messed up worse that my life is? My brain's dead weight, I'm tryin to get my head straight but I can't figure out which Spice Girl I want to {impregnate} And Dr. Dre said, "Slim Shady you a basehead!" Uh-uhhh! "So why's your face red? Man you wasted!" Well since age twelve, I've felt like a caged elf who stayed to himself, in one space, chasin his tail (blalblalblabla) Got ticked off and ripped Pamela Lee's lips off Kissed em and said, "I ain't know silicone was 'sposed to be this soft" I'm bout to pass out and crash, and fall in the grass faster than a fat man who sat down too fast C'mere lady! (Shady, wait a minute, that's my girl dog!) I don't give a damn, Dre sent me to tick the world off! Chorus [Eminem] My English teacher wanted to flunk me in junior high (Damn!) Thanks a lot.. next semester, I'll be thirty-five I smacked him in his face with an eraser, chased him with a stapler and told him to change the grade on the paper (Now!) Walked in the strip club, had my jacket zipped up Served the bartender, then walked out with a tip cup Extraterrestrial, runnin over pedestrians in a spaceship while they're screamin at me: "LET'S JUST BE FRIENDS!" Ninety-nine percent of my life I was lied to I just found out my mom does more {dope} than I do I told her I'd grow up to be a famous rapper Make a record about doin {drugs} and name it after her (Here mom!) You know you blew up when the women rush your stands and try to touch your hands like some screamin Usher fans (Aaahhhhhh!) This guy at White Castle asked for my autograph (Dude, can I get your autograph?) So I signed it: 'Dear Dave, thanks for the support, {ASSHOLE!}' Chorus [Eminem] Stop the tape! This kid needs to be locked away! (Get him!) Dr. Dre, don't just stand there, OPERATE! I'm not ready to leave, it's too scary to die I'll have to be carried inside the cemetery and buried alive Am I comin or goin? I can barely decide I just drank a fifth of Kool-Aid -- dare me to drive? (Go ahead) All my life I was very deprived I ain't had a woman in years, and my palms are too hairy to hide Clothes ripped like the Incredible Hulk (hachhh-too) I spit when I talk, I'll {fuck} anything that walks (C'mere) When I was little I used to get so hungry I would throw fits HOW YOU GONNA BREAST FEED ME MOM? (WAH!) YOU AIN'T GOT NO {TITS!} (WAH!) I lay awake and strap myself in the bed Put a bulleproof vest on and tap myself in the head (BANG!) I'm steamin mad (Arrrggghhh!) And by the way when you see my dad? (Yeah?) Ask him if he bought a porno mag and seen my ad GUILTY CONSCIENCE- [WARNING!THE CONTENT BELOW HAS A TONE OF SWEARING!] [Featuring Dr. Dre] Meet Eddie. 23 years old. Fed up with life and the way things are going, he decides to rob a liquor store. But on his way in, he has a sudden change of heart. And suddenly, his conscience comes into play... Dre: Alright, stop! (Huh?) Now before you walk in the door This liquor store and try to get money out the drawer You better think of the consequence...(Who are you?) I'm your motherfuckin' conscience Em: That's nonsense. Go in gather the money And run to one of your aunt's cribs And borrow her damn dress and one of her blond wigs Tell her you need a place to stay You'll be safe for days if you shave ya legs With Renee's razor blades Dre: Yeah but if it all goes through like it's supposed to The whole neighborhood knows you and they'll expose you Think about it before you walk in the door first Look at the store clerk, she's older than George Burns Em: Fuck dat! Do that shit! Shoot that Bitch! Can you afford to blow this shit? Are you that rich? Why you give a fuck if she dies? Are you that bitch? Do you really think she gives a fuck if you have kids? Dre: Man don't do it. It's not worth it to risk it! (You're right!) Not over this shit (Stop!) Drop the biscuit (I will!) Don't even listen to Slim yo, he's bad for you Em: You know what Dre? I don't like your attitude... (scratch) Meet Stan. 21 years old. After meeting a young girl at a rave party, things start getting hot and heavy in an upstairs bedroom. Once again, his conscience comes into play... Em: Now listen to me, while you're kissin' her cheek Smearin' her lipstick, slip this in her drink Now all you gotta do is nibble on this little bitch's earlobe... Dre: Yo! This girl's only 15 years old You shouldn't take advantage of her, that's not fair Em: Yo, look at her bush...does it got hair? (Uh huh.) Fuck this bitch right here on the spot bare Til she passes out and she forgot how she got there.. Dre: Man, ain't you ever seen that one movie KIDS? Em: No, but I seen a porno with Son Doobiest! Dre: Shit, you wanna get hauled off to jail? Em: Man, fuck that, hit that shit raw dog then bail... (scratch) Meet Grady. A 29 year old construction worker. After coming home from a hard day's work, he walks in the door of his trailer park home to find his wife in bed with another man. Dre: Alright calm down, relax, start breathin... Em: Fuck that shit, you just caught this bitch cheatin' While you at work she's with some dude tryin' to get off??! Fuck slittin' her throat! CUT THIS BITCH'S HEAD OFF!! Dre: Wait, what if there's an explanation for this shit? Em: What? She tripped? Fell? Landed on his dick? Dre: Alright Shady. Maybe he's right Grady. But think about the baby before you get all crazy. Em: Okay! Thought about it, still wanna stab her Grab her by the throat, get the daughter and kidnap her? That's what I did, be smart, don't be a retard You gonna take advice from somebody that slapped DEE BARNES??! Dre: What'chu say? Em: What's wrong? Didn't think I'd remember? Dre: I'm-a kill you motherfucker! Em: Ah-aahh! Temper temper! Mr. Dre? Mr. N.W.A.? Mr. AK comin' straight outta Compton ya'll better make way??! How in the fuck you gon' tell this man not to be violent? Dre: Cuz he don't need to go the same route that I went Been there done that...aw fuck it... What am I sayin'? Shoot 'em both Grady, where's your gun at? (BANG! BANG!) |
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