Injuries and Headlines - ( continued ) - Wrestling - http://maxpages.com/thermwf/Injuries_and_Headlines

4-31-01 Okay, RMWF Forever was the fed's biggest show to date. It also gave us a glimpse into the future.. On it, Neep choked ref #1 then fired him.. Darkstalka also assaulted a ref for which he was arrested for.. Then in a disgusting display, WildKat had a miscarraige during her KOTR match.. Mr. T shot Shadow when he and the rest of Cosa Nostro showed up during Kid Money's match.. After that match Rebel beat the crap out of the Prez for ruling that match a No Contest.. Also, our Time Keeper Daryl Lamant Brown was mysteriously killed during the Main Event and replaced with The Prez and Vice-Prez's friend Lamant Van Liew.. Some speculate that The Prez had him executed to try to help Rebel dethrone Kid Money, though nothing has been confirmed.. And finally, Yeah I know April doesn't have 31 days.. I just don't care..

5-8-01 Triple J ( 0-1 ) and DV8 ( 0-1 ) have been eliminated do to being inactive too long . Also The Bodyguard has been fired do to trying to run his own fed and advertising it here ... He is forever banned from The RMWF !!!

5-17-01 The Prez and myself after weeks of silent consideration came to a conclusion we both agreed upon.. To shut down The RMWF. It was truelly a heart breaking decision to make and it well devistated many.. It had to be done though..

5-22-01 Only five short days after the fed was closed Spidey, that would be me, announced the re-opening of the RMWF!!!

5-30-01 An Eric "The Crusher" Johnson action figure was released. Yet it's not sold in stores or even here. It's truelly a rarity.

6-6-01 On the much anticipated return of Wednsday Night's Havok and with it the RMWF, Pig Vomit broke WildKat's nose.. Then during their match, Black Widow snapped Bodygaurd's spine and killed him using her Widow Maker finisher!!!! That's what happens when you plagerise then lie about it. After his match with Kid Money, Neep was accosted by Darkstalka.. Money came to Neeps aid though.. Then things just got stupid when Thor showed up..

6-7-01 On this day Spider-Man promoted Goldust to Prez!!!! God help us all!!!

6-9-01 On the premere episode of Saturday Night Special, Tone Capone escaped a potential loss by shooting his opponent, Nico in the gut. Also, during their three-way Title match with Rebel, The Vine split "Scarface" Al Capone's nose with an elbow jab, it was later discovered that he had a metal plate in his elbow pad and was disqualified from the match. Shortly after, in the same match Rebel fractured "Scarface"'s shoulder blades with a crowbar. At the end of that match "Scarface" attacked the ref but no actions will be taken against him. Later that day Prez Goldust declared Black Widow the Hardcore Champ on the grounds that he liked her name.

6-11-01 Black Widow vacated the Hardcore Title for reason that she wanted to earn it, not have it given to her.

6-13-01 Goldust abused his presidential power and instantly set up a match with Kid Kracker against himself which he obviously won since Kraker had no way of showing up.. Later that night on Wednsday Havok Rebel kicked the pregnant Million Dollar Babe in the face and Kid Money shot Venom in the leg.. There was also a prophecy from "The Phantom of The RMWF" on the Titan-tron during their match.. Who is this guy??

6-14-01 Rebel wiped his ass with the TV Belt then threw it in a lake!! Thus vacating it..

6-16-01 Kid Kracker attacked SiD Nasty and was suspended for 2 weeks.

6-18-01 Kid Kracker ( 1-2 ) proved he didn't know how to read a calender when he showed his face just 2 days after his suspension. Therefore, he was banned from the RMWF for life, along with his Division X persona, Z-Boom ( 0-0 ) for the continued misuse of the fed's announcers.

6-20-01 On Wednsday Night Havok, Spider-Man pushed Packard Jimmy Epson ( 0-1 ) of the balcony of his penthouse office in the RMWF's Headquarters. He died obviously. Later that day it was revealed that Tone Capone won a temporary job as Commisioner by winning his ladder match on that show.

6-23-01 On Saturday Night Special, Scarface and Shadow, with the aid of Stalin mercilously beat down Bud Brody. Later that night in the Ring of Fire/Hell in a Cell match, Darkstalka caught on fire then punched out the little boy who put the flames out!!! Then, Darkstalka shot Black Widow in the arm with a rivet gun!! Black Widow returned the favor by shooting him in the arm with the same rivet gun and then in the hand as well before bashing his head in with it!! The head wound gave Stalka a concusion and he was rushed to a hospital..

6-24-01 Darkstalka ( 23-13 ) proved yet again how much of a sore loser he is by quitting the fed after his loss the night before.. Later that day CEO/former Prez Wil DOUBLE got sick of Darkstalka's childish behaviour and banned him from the fed for life!!!

6-27-01 In their Wednsday match, Venom broke Bud Brody's arm. Prior to that Big Bo was jumped my the mystery wrestler, "Timothy" as I called him and revealed himself to be Titan.. Whoever that is..

6-30-01 During his Cable TV Title match on SNS, Commisioner Tone Capone was jumped by Bud Brody, who beat him so badly with a baseball bat that Stalin was easily able to defeat him and win the Belt. Right after he won, Stalin gave the Cable TV Belt over to his new stable-mate Johny Electric!!!

6-30-01 The RMWF Returns PPV: CSD was killed by The Phantom of The RMWF when he dropped an anvil on his head. Johnny Electric's body double was also killed by The Phanom. Venoms nose was borken by Johnny Electric. Later that night Silver Bellz with the help of The Scooby Gang revield The Phantom to be The Preacher Man. He was terrorizing the fed to make the Ex-Prez WIL Double look like the best. Last but not least WIL Double emerged from hiding and stole Kid Money's championship belt.

7-1-01 A new spammer has vowed revenge on The RMWF. He has been identified as Unkle Kraker's brother.

7-4-01 On Havok, Johny Electric was jumped while taking a dump.. His attacker is beleived to be The Crippler. Also on that show, Titan was shot by an unknown assailant and hospitalized.. AND, Kid Money's Viper was set on fire and burned beyond recognition!!! Fortunately he was not in the car at the time..

7-7-01 On SNS, New Empire stole a kilo of heroin from Spider-Man's office and new promoter Scorpian excicuted Davey Dave ( 0-0 ) for waisting the fed's time..

7-7-01 On Havok, T-money was caught vandalizing Commisioner Tone Capone's office door.. And Neep admitted to being the one who blew up Kid Money's car last week!!!

7-13-01 On the first addition of Monday Night Meltdown The Preacher Man and CSD shot and killed Messiah ( 1-0 ) in WIL Double's office..

7-15-01 Bud Brody ( 2-5 ) retired from wrestling... Once again you have to give someone who tried so hard but did poorley credit, so we are sad to see him go.

7-18-01 During their match on Havok, Crown Royal and T-Money were jumped and severely beaten by X-Treme Inc.!! Later on that show, Spidey forced Black Widow to vacate her Hardcore and European Titles.. Then, Stalin was shot to death by The Hunter!!

7-20-01 Summer cleaning time, these wrestlers were removed from the inactive list or fired . Some may have made there way back , you figure it out: Big Bo 1-1, Manic ( 0-1 ), Lightning ( 8-3 ), Farooq ( 11-8-1 ), Falcon ( 7-2 ), Jimi Pop ( 4-2 ), Shadow ( 1-0 ), Capitol Carnage ( 1-2 ), Eric "The Crusher" Johnson & Hardcore Thug ( 0-1 )

7-23-01 On Meltdown, Snakebite was jumped in his dressing room by three unknown assailants. Clive Anderson is invesgating the matter!!

7-25-01 Ashura was in a bad mood, so slit Wes Andrew's throat when he called her a bitch!Later that night, Shellshocker requested a rematch against C.J. for their careers.. To save time though Spidey just ruled that stipulation had applied to their match that night, thus concluding Shellshocker's ( 0-1 ) brief time with the RMWF..

7-29-01 On Suicidal Sunday Miss Spice was raped with a beer bottle and Spank Dudley ( 0-0 ) never even got to wrestle as he met his early demise on this night.

8-1-01 On Havok Preacher Man went crazy and shot Steve the Heater in the leg and his wife and manager WildKat in the stomach!! He also tried to kill "Insanse" Scotty Slam then stole Scotty and Steve's IC and Cable Belts, along with the Tag Belts!!! Earlier, Spidey's new bodyguard, Jason Vorhees murdered Killer J.. Then finally, during the Thunder Dome match.. Well, alot of people got hurt but no one died.

8-3-01 Johnny Electric was banned today for blatently and repeatedly violating the RMWF's one rule of not using other wrestlers or staff in an RP.. Much less attacking them. All in an attempt to get Spidey's attention. How stupid.

8-6-01 On Monday Night Meltdown WIL Double banished Clive Anderson to The Planet of the Apes then revealed he was the one who ordered Snakebite jumped on the last Meltdown. The Preacher Man impaled and killed Gravedigger ( 0-1 ) then was arrested for murder but escaped... WIL also returned the Cable TV Belt to Steve the Heater, however it was the IC Belt Steve had held!!

8-11-01 to 8-12-01 Spidey mysteriously dissapeared and Havok for 8-8-01 was never aired. He was last known to be taking a flight to Florida and has not been heard from as of yet. Also "Wrestler From Another Company" has taken over "The Mystery Spammers" job leaving us many messages on how we suck. He is believed to be our former CEO, Nick.

8-14-01 T-Money ( 2-4 )quit stating unfair trearment, he is set to die on Saturday's card. We also recieved another JUDGEMENT DAY prophecy from the Ulitimo Hacker. On Sunday 8-19-01 he will use his ultimate hacking tools to hack us, if we do not give him good reason not to do so. After some negotiating WIL Double did manage to get him to make the time later in the day so the staff would be awake and able to defend the fed. Keep an eye out for a match between all our " friends " Mystery Spammer, Wrestler From Another Company ( WFAC ) and Ultimo Hacker in the future.

8-15-01 Lets give a big RMWF goodbye to Layla Mercedes ( who was cute but 1-0 ), Killer J ( 1-0 ), and last but not least Black Rove ( 1-0 )

8-20-01 Well we survived another Judgement Day. These things are becoming quite boring as The Ultimo Hacker put up the least amount of fight out of any of our enimies. Also Black Rove ( 1-0 ) has come back to honor his contract. Also on this day Wil conformed to the proper way of punctuating sentences!

9-6-01 "Insane" Scotty Slam ( 3-0 ) has left the fed vacating The World Heavy Weight Title and IC Title. The ban on Darkstalka was lifted by WIL Double and he has returned. Also WIL Double went to The Madonna Drowned Tour tonight in Oakland, California. Later that night on Havok, Nightmare, after his final match before retiring from the RMWF, punched his wife and manager, Beth, knocking her off the entry ramp where she fell and smashed her head, thus killing her.

9-10-01 The RMWF Divided PPV pulled the biggest ratings ever with a 9.1. The show was a huge hit one day before tragedy struck America with the terroist attack on The World Trade Center and The Pentegon. Jason Cash and Lightning were struck down by Pain in his car but were saved by an unidentified masked man. "The Immortal" Chris Heid and Roxanne attacked Carolyn in a bar with barbed wire, Madman and The Crippler made their returns. Goldust banned all non-American members of The RMWF and fired CEO WIL Double. CSD was killed once again by The Preacher Man ( 14-14-1 )who then kidnapped WIL in an attempt to end The RMWF forever. He was stopped by Lightning and CSD then shot and killed by WIL himself. This may mark the saddest day in RMWF history and the world...

9-17-01 Bryan "The Fear" Blaze exposed to the world that our beloved Spidey in all actuality, has niggers in his pants!!

9-19-01 On Havok, Madman and Ashura both returned.. But for how long? Also, in their Asylum Match, Rebel gave the anti-American scum Bryan "The Fear" Blaze enough electro-shock treatment to turn him into a vegetable, thus winning himself the U.S. Belt!!

9-20-01 Just random updates: On RMWF Divided we failed to mention that Hunter was reviled as the person who shot WIL Double and Jason Cash on Meltdown which also was never reported. This also marks the day that WIL learned to spell reviled correctly. We also sadly report that Rebel lost family members in the World Trade Center attacks and Eric "The Crusher" Johnson died on one of the planes. If these reports are true our hearts go out to both of these men. If they are not true, then may whoever made these false accusations, burn in Hell next to us. Spidey note: This wasn't the day that Wil learned to spell 'revealed' correctly. WIL note: I spelled it wrong on purpose, so poop on you all!!!

9-28-01 WIL Double was knighted by The Queen of England and renamed Sir WIL Double of Brunswick.

10-17-01 On Wednsday Night Havok, during Neep's entrance to his match, there was an "accident" with the pyrotechnics, the result was that he was severly burned and is currently in critical condition!!! Also on that show, someone hacked the titan-tron with porn!!!

10-31-01 On the Halloween Holocaust 2001 PPV Angel's match with Kid Money and Darkstalka was interupted by the evil Dr. Frankenfurter.. Angel however, killed him with a rock!!! Angel also saved Nightmare's ass during his match with Snipes and the Crippler. Later on that show, X-Treme Inc. drugged and almost kidnapped Neep.. Neep escaped from them though and thought to be a mummy ended up facing the current incarnation of his ex-freind now enemy Stuart Fraser, Project UW-7 aka "Frankenstein"!!!

11-7-01 Doctor's finally approved of letting Neep return to the ring. The identity of the one(s) behind his "accident" is still unknown though. Security also beat up an old lady for interfering in a match on that Havok!!!

11-20-01 On Thanksgiving Day Havok, an unknown assailant shot and killed Ashura's pet eagle!

12-9-01 The RMWF goes into dissaray as Spidey dissapears again and CEO/Founder Sir WIL Double of Brunswick battles his sickness to stay alive. The fed stays afloat with the help of Yammer, BoneCrusher and Darkstalka. On this date OJ Simpson killed Barney but then was raped by The Tellatubies.

12-17-01- Neep Quits vowing not to return till Wil Double and Spidey due thus Vacateing The World Title

12-18-01 Jonny X suffers and Broken Neck and BoneCruhser becomes RMWF janitor and Rudy Takes over writing Smegma

12-19-01 Darkstalka quits again like Neep say he may return when wil double and spidey do.

12-25-01 HOLY CHRISTMAS BATMAN!!! Sir WIL Double of Brunswick makes his return to The RMWF reclaiming the title of president. Goldust was demoted from prez and made executive decorator, Neep was given back job of Commish and Spidey stayed at Vice-Prez. All champions were stripped of there belts and the announcment of " RMWF Resurrection " was made. No date or time have been stated besides sometime next year.

11-27-01 During the rebuilding of the fed the roster was slimmed down. We finally have to admit that Bandit ( 14-13-1 ), Wild Kat ( 6-6-2 ), The Warrior Three ( 4- 6 ), The Klaw IV ( 1-3 ), and Eric The Crusher Johnson ( 5-7 ) are probably never coming back. Buffy ( 5-0 ) is way to busy fighting evil and we have no idea if Tone Capone ( 4-1 ) and " Scarface " Al Capone ( 5-2-2 ) will ever come back after many months of being main eventers in The RMWF. Also gone are Jason Cash ( 3-1 ), Lihtning ( 3-1 ), Mo My Lon ( 2-1 ) who we may some day see the return of. We also mark the day that we finally admitt that out ex-prez Goldust ( 7-8 ) and his partner Test ( 2-5 ) will never wrestle again also taking them off the roster. Among others dropped were Layla Mercedes ( 2-1 ), Sewaside ( 1-1 ), Bonecrusher ( 3-4 ), Road Killa, Purple Monket, Snipes and Carolyn all at ( 0-1 )!!! Ten wrestlers were also moved to the inactive list, slimming down the current roster to a nice, clean seven or eight wrestlers. Also The Hardcore, Cable TV, European, Tag and Woman's belts were all made inactive leaving just The World Heavyweight, IC, and New U.S Belts up for grabs on " RMWF Resurrection "!

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