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THIS IS FOR INJURIES PAST AND PRESENT:
CSD was shot by Madman on PPV for a permanent injury , he did however return for a triupmhant comeback.
Mad Dog was hospitalized after Bandit beat him with a baseball bat.
Razor Blade's legs we're broken on Thursday Night War by Bandit , forced to retire
6-4-00 Destroyer , Slash and BullDawg were fired , when SiD Nasty was Prez for a week.
6-8-00 Mad Dog ended Ref #2's carrer when he hit him with a chair. Ref #2 was replaced by Ref #4 and Mad Dog was susspended for one week , with a $100,000 fine!!!!!
6-11-00 The Preacher Man was injured by Snakebite for 2 weeks and had to forfeit his hardcore belt to The Vine.
Bambii's 5-4 career is over due to Madman , we'll miss him dearly!!!!!!!
6-29-00 Chris Ludlow's 1-2 career was ended when Pulverizer ran him over on his motorcycle on WAR.
The Preacher Man was injured after being double crossed by Pulverizer , Backlash and Mr. Showtime on the main event of WAR , it is not sure if he will ever return!!!!
Bandit and Mad Dog ended G-Zus 1-1 career also on WAR 2-29-00
6-30-00 The Vine 2-5 has announced his retirement , he stuck with us a long time and might join the staff !!!
WoLf PaC left The RMWF to go back to The WcW where people actually like them !!!!
7-3-00 Vic Venom quit The RMWF after a short stay. He was quoted as saying " This fed blows , no one post's any good RP's." Good bye Vic Venom !! We didn't want you any way ....
7-6-00 Spitfire broke S-Pac's arm on WAR in a broken bones match. It is doubtful S-Pac will return.....
7-11-00 The Ravers ( Ravening and Raver ) have disapeared in The RMWF , they are believed to be in California , living as husband and wife !!!!!
7-14-00 The Quizmaster ( 3-4 ) and Guilletine Man were killed by Pig Vomit on Wrestle Day 2000 for not honoring there contracts. Violater was set to be killed also but got away !!!!
Mad Dog one of e-fed wrestlings elite was killed in a freak accident when he was hit by a bus on FNS 7-14-00 in The NFWA. His funeral will be on In High Gear on 7-16-00 in The NFWA wrestling fed !!!
7-16-00 " The Heart Break Kid " Shawn Michaels broke all our hearts when he quit because he had to wrestle Arn Anderson. Arn Anderson was quoted saying " What was it my under arm stink , well he didn't smell that great either !!!"
7-27-00 The Rock and all other wrestlers barring the name have been banned from The RMWF
7-30-00 Another sad day passes over The RMWF as Snakebite( 5-1 ) retired after giving his belt to Pane on his final match on Rampage !!!
Sharon also killed a fan on Rampage for trying to put the moves on Pig Vomit !!!
8-3-00 Steve Eggs Hard finished off Hardcore Morton's ( 0- ??? ) career on Thursday Night WAR !!!!
8-4-00 Pane of Chaos Inc. ( 1-0 ) left The RMWF after stating he had better thing to do like girls , school , and getting on with his life ... Yeah who is he kidding , what girls and what life ...
8-6-00 Finally someone ended Arn Anderson's ( 0-9 ) long career , the lucky wrestler was none other than Flames on Rampage !!!!!
8-7-00 Tak ( 0-1 ) was finally fired , we don't know how he hung around so long without getting noticed ...
8-18-00 The Prez fired the folllowing people :Griffin ( 0-1 ) , Madman ( 5-2 ) , Violater ( 0-1 ) , Ringmaster ( 0-2 ) ...
8-20-00 Backlash ( 5-2 ) retired after our PPV in Germany , Herzog Zwei , he was one of our longest running members ....
8-22-00 Ashura was suspended by Commish Goldust for one week , reason , beats the crap out of me ??? "
8-29-00 Atom Fury's ( 2-3-1 ) career might of ended as Darkstalka put him through a table on Rampage ...
9-8-00 Triple H ( 1-1 ) , Flames ( 2-4 ) , Millenium ( who was he ?? 0-1 ) , Stakks ( sorry we ignored him 0-1 ) and " The Dragon " Sirus Black ( 1-0 ) all we're fired as of today ...
9-10-00 Millenium got hit by a car on Sunday Night and died .. He should of stayed fired and who was he again ???
9-13-00 Lightningrod's ( 2-4 ) career ended when he ran into the pointy end of Darkstalka's spear and died on Havok!!!
Also that night Scorpian King ( 0-2 ) fractured his spine at the hands of Jamal and will never wrestle or even walk again!!!
9-15-00 Another piece of The RMWF's soul was ripped apart , as Steve Eggs Hard ( 5-2 ) and Cervantes De Leon ( 1-2 ) left us .. They retired gracefully and were awarded honorary tag team belts an honor never given to no man or woman before in The RMWF .. We will miss them and The RMWF will never be the same !!!!
9-18-00 Yet another wound to the RMWF's soul occured , as Pig Vomit (10-0-1 ) announced his retirement .. He was a scumbag but truelly was the King of the Ring and will be missed and his leaving too has will change the RMWF forever!!!
9-20-00 Neep was mauled by Pig Vomit's pitt-bull on Havok during their match .. No major harm was done though ...
Previously that night The Preacher Man busted out four of The Vine's front teeth and chipped another ... hello tooth-fairy!!!
Also Riley Finn was mysteriously murdered in his prison cell
9-27-00 Lightningrod's corpse ( 2-4 ) was ressurected by the Preacher Man on Havok!!!
9-29-00 The Destroyer ( 1-0 ) was shot by Kid Money on Friday Night Slam and is dead .. Ray Lucas ( 3-4 ) was retired early by Bandit and Madman as we have witnessed the return of X-Treme Inc ..
10-3-00 Alex's ( 0-1 ) first match turned out to be his last when The Black Widow snapped his spine and killed him on Havok!!!
10-4-00 Ray Lucas #6 ( 3-4 ) was killed ( again ) when Black Widow powerbombed him through the mat on the first Raw ..
10-5-00 The Master's ( 0-2 ) career ended on Friday Night Slam when The Black Widow threw him to a ravonous crowd that beat, mutilated, raped and ate him!!!
10-9-00 Joe ( one of our most creative wrestlers ) and Judgement Day ( 0-1 ) we're fired today ....
10-11-00 Darkstalka cut off Slezy-D's hand on Havok .. It miraculosly grew right back though!!!!
10-??-00 The Vine ( 7-2 ) I think quit after making a great come back and winning The RMWF World Heavy Weight Belt ... He said he completed his dreams in The RMWF and I guess moved onto better things ... But what is better then this ??
10-12-00 Kid Money ran over The Vine and shot Black Widow in the leg and Christian Trevor split Stone Cold Steve Austin's head with a wrench !!! All on RAW !!!
10-17-00 The world was shocked when Max Insanity ( 2-1 ) Christian Trevor ( 2-1 ) and Jake Thunder ( 0-0 ) revealed that they were so intouch with their femanin sides they turned into a bunch of Nancys and quit because they were offended by some culprates postings !!!
10-18-00 Another long Legacy ends as Showtime ( 9-4-1 ) quit today ... He will defend his belt against Ravage on Raw Thursday as his last match ... He was gonna lose anyway ... Showtime was two time World Heavy Weight champion , and held the Hardcore and IC belts at one time ... This fed could not of had made it this long with out you , you will be missed !!!
Later that night on Havok The Crow ( 0-1 ) shot himself in the head and died obviously in a Russian Ruillette match !!!
10-25-00 Kid Money shot Harlowe in the stomach for interfering with his match
Later that show Ashura blew up X-Terminator's already destroyed motorcycle on Havok injuring Black Widow and putting herself in the hospital .. Also in that explosion and the fire which ensued hundreds of audience members were hurt and dozens of them were killed !!!!
10-27-00 Jamal ripped off Papi Chulo's head and showed it to the crowd on Friday Night Slam .
10-31-00 At Halloween Holocaust 2000 Areala castrated Balls Mahoney .. The Violator electrocuted Ravage and accidentaly Madman .. The Reaper and Assasin beheaded Slezy-D ( 2-3 ) killing him .. Sha-sha ( 0-4 ) was devowered by evil spirits .. Ravage rekilled all our dead wrestlers .. Clive Anderson was mysteriously attacked .. and X-Treme Inc. gang-raped Ashura while she was unconcious in the hospital!!!!!
Later that day Jackass ( 1-5 ) the self-proclaimed "best wrestler in the fed" finally retired ..
11-3-00 X-Treme Inc. opened fire on the Preacher Man during his match on House Show: Jamal's Def Wrestling Jam. In the shoot out Madman shot SiD Nasty and Kid Money shot Bandit twice. Violator kidnapped Wild Kat and Kid Money also shot and killed Blade!!!!
11-8-00 Ravage summoned a demon that threw Violator through the Titan-tron which fucked him up good .. Fanatic dropped Ravage through the ring from the Snapple blimp .. Bandit also shot Ravage point blank in the chest .. All in one match!!!
11-10-00 Black Widow ended the life of Drop Dead Kid on this house show when she snapped his neck with a Hammer & Sickle .. He shit himself and was offered to the C.H.U.D.s who gracitously devowered him!!!!!
11-15-00 Assasin's ( 1-3 ) career ended when he was eaten by a tiger on Havok!!!! .. Also that night Nightmare beat Tank so bad he put him in the hospital .. And in a jello match WildKat gave Jamal gonorhea!!!!!
11-16-00 Pig Vomit's movie 'Gang Warfare' hit theaters nationwide
11-17-00 Violater died in a bungee jumping accident after setting Vulcan Raven on fire , Rodent ( 0-2 ) died in a ring explosion by X-Treme Inc ...
11-20-00 Nicks Hits : These are all the injuries and deaths we missed on Nick's cards , X-Terminater exploded on War after being bitten by Stone Cold's rattlesnake . Samuel Hart , Spitfire , Inferno , Rodent ( He retired and died twice , see what you get for waisting our time ) all died after being hit by an ambulence , hugh ... Whoever was driving that did a good job , keep up the good work ..
11-22-00 Darkstalka broke Nightmares arm on Havok .. Also that show Areala clipped Azreal's wings!!!!
11-24-00 Leapin Lenny Poppo got shot on Friday Night Slam , in a shoot out with CSD and X-Treme Inc ...
11-26-00 Mentos The Freashmaker died on Sunday Night War , I did not read how but he died .
11-28-00 Demon was fired and banned for trying to steal our wrestlers ..
11-29-00 Demon was rehired and got ass raped by CSD on Havok .. Also that night Violent J and Shaggy 2 dope got their asses beat in the women's dressing room by an unknown assailant!!!!
12-3-00 Maybe one of our greatest wrestlers has quit , leaving us to wonder what we did wrong ... Maybe it was because no one liked him , maybe because he says Nick cheats , but whatever it is he will be missed ... Darkstalka ( 17-8 ) No more long long RP's , five at a time , no more bitching , just no more ...
12-9-00 The Prez did some early Christmas cleaning and got rid of M.O.P. ( 2-0 ) , Leapin Lenny Poppo ( 3-2 ) ( Who died in a gun fight with N.W.O. and X-Treme Inc ) Omega Fro ( 2-3 ) , Mentos The Freshmaker and Lightningrod ( for like the fourth time )... Too many to kill and too little time !!!
12-13-00 Ashura gave Vulcan Raven ( 2-5 ) a spinal injury that ended his career, shortly after that match Madman ended Raven's life .. Spider-Man had Black Widow drown M.O.P. ( 2-0 ) .. Harlowe ( 1-1 ) died in a car explosion .. Tank ( 0-5 ) melted in an acid shower!!!!
12-14-00 Areala the Warrior Nun ( 3-3 ) retired
12-18-00 Spidey fired Balls Mahoney ( 2-1 ) and Hi-Tech ( 0-0 ), Forced Black Widow ( 12-1-1 ) to vacate her European and Women's Champ Belts and I think thats all
12-20-00 On Havok Hi-Tech ( 0-0 ) hung himself out of guilt for wasting our time and Spidey forced Balls Mahoney ( 2-1 ) to eat Ajax floor cleaner til it killed him .. during a stable match Areala chopped Megan's ( 0-0 ) head off, Badboy stabbed Rahowa ( 0-1 ) in the head and killed him, Warrior 3 broke Viper's ( 0-0 ) back which killed him too and finally, Madman turned Minister's ( 1-2 ) face into a bloody mist with the help of a shotgun!!!!
????? On Nick's card , Sunday , Scarface was sent through the ring canvas by King Cold . King Cold struck yet again when he threw Neep out of the stadium into a garbage container . Souledge retired AGAIN , after winning the tag belts not before returning them back to ABSTRKT ... Also Timebomb was attacked by a unknown attacker backstage ..
12-27-00 On The Miami Havok special X-Treme Inc. gang-raped Britney Spears while forcing her to sing the national anthem at gunpoint!!! Also that day SiD "the King" Nasty shot and killed a crackhead and The Rock!!!! Bandit offed Matt & Jeff .. Kid Money shot The Soul in the hand point blank .. Nonviolent X ODed on some bad heroin Madman sold him .. And the Prez was shot!!!!
1-1-00 Kid Money released a rap album
1-3-00 Although it never aired, On Final Havok Demon ( 3-3 ) was killed by The Toxic Avenger when Toxi ripped off his head and used it as a basketball!!!! Also on that show Sha-sha was hospitalized when a group of HammerSkinz jumped him!!!! He has also been diagnosed with both Syphilous and Hepatitus C!!!!
Stone Cold Steve Austin ( 6-0 ) retired , Tough Tony ( 2-2 ) was shot and killed in a mob shooting ...
1-8-01 Stuart Fraser ( 1-6 ) loss to Fraser Newlands in a career match on the first Monday Night Massacre and was forced to retire .. Why are these guys always fightning there own stable mates ???
1-10-01 Ashura lost The World Belt to Kid Money on , Mr. Big's card , but had to give it up because he has taken a three week vacation ... Ashura retains the belt ...
1-12-01 Costa Nastro the old mobster stable who terrorized The Prez has called it quits .. The remaining members Tone Capone ( 3-1 ) and Scarface ( 4-3 ) left stating unfair treatment ....
1-20-01 MASSIVE UPDATE !!! Winter cleaning time , LSD ( 1-0 ) quit days earlier bitching that no one payed attention to him before his frist match .. Cervantes De Leon ( 2-2 )retired a long time ago but it was never reported . Lita ( 0-4 ) , Maverick ( 0-1 ) Slacker ( 0-1 ) Deathwish ( 0-1 ) Badboy ( 1-1 ) and Midnight ( 1-1 ) all got eaten by that monster who seems to always eat e-fed wrestlers .. Where do these people go ???
1-26-01 The North American Football Association was announced to start Feb 2nd ... In other news Grant " Neep " Turner was given a life time achievement award and RMWF " Crack House " was released for Sony Playstation 2 today !!!!
1-29-01 Timebomb (2-6) after having fought so hard in vain to win the love of Ashura tragiclly ended his life in the style of a modern day Romeo two or three days before this update .. Hey , don't blame us we had nothing to do with it ..
2-2-01 Cactus Jack (1-0), "Mr. Tits" Arliss (0-1) and E.Z. Dangerous (1-0)'s dismembered bodies were found packed inside Iceman's locker which caused the new wrestler to vomit profusely... Also Spider-Man announced yet again his return to this fed, yet where the hell is he????
2-8-01 Some time around now Armz ( 3-4 ) took off his mask revealing he was really the Vine!!!! Also The Alaskin Football team of The North American Football Association died in a plane crash !
2-14-01 On the return of Havok, Pig Vomit ended the life and career of Koko Beware ( 2-0 ) when he brained him with a crowbar, The Klaw ( 1-1 ) died in a car bombing allegedly set by Armz at the order of Spider-Man!!! The Preacher-Man and Wild Kat were also wedd on this show!!!
3-2-01 On the Special Friday presentaion of Havok , Fightin Falcon broke Nightmare's leg and Kid Money broke Iceman's nose then declined his hard earned TV Belt to which Triumph our lockerroom announcer quickly claimed!!!
3-16-01 Faroog 7-7-1 died from electrocution but was brought back to life by the RMWF's Medical crew!!! Master C got so messed up in his barbedwire match that he had to get 200 stitches!!! AND Eric " The Crusher" Johnson...
3-17-01 On The St. Patrick's Day 2001 PPV.. Insider ( 1-1 ) and The Edge ( 0-0 ) died on flight 129 which was bombed by the IRA.. Pig Vomit beat Renegade ( 0-0 ) so bad he was hospitalized.. The Vine bashed The Klaw 2's ( 1-3/0-1 ) head in which killed him.. Darkstalka ripped Iceman's ( 3-4 ) face off with the help of a spiked mace!!! Asmodeus snapped Trunk's ( 1-0 ) neck and killed him, The Gold Ranger later brought him back to life tho.. and Silver Bellz used a leprechaun wish to turn The Klaw 3 black!!!
3-19-01 Ice Man quit out of fear that he may one day have to face Eric "The Crusher" Johnson in the ring.
3-23-01 SiD "The King" Nasty aided Eric "The Crusher" Johnson in the murder of Master C ( 0-3 ) during their Friday Night Slam match which was done by means of slitting his throat!!!
3-26-01 The RMWF has been terroized by " The Mystery Spammer " after advertising on another fed . This man cleverly pretends to be real RMWF wrestlers then says the fed sucks . When asked what he was gonna do about this The Prez just replied :
" The same thing I do about everything , nothing ! "
3-31-01 The Body Guard was staked by Buffy Summers on The RMWF Year One PPV . Figthing Falcon ( 5-2 )blew himself up with his own hand grenade in a hardcore rules match with Farooq and is dead ! Also CSD smashed up Eric " The Crusher " Johnson's car for revenge on a car accident he had with The Prez .
4-4-01 Nightmare ( 10-8-2 ) could not make his match on Havok because he was arrested for steroid abuse.. Upon his jail release he will also be shortly suspended from The RMWF because Real Men do not use steroids..
4-6-01 Lightning was shot four times and was forced to take a couple of weeks off . On Friday Night Slam , Buffy Summers staked The Klaw # 3 revieling he was a vampire . We still wait to see if there will be a Klaw # 4 ?
4-10-01 Once again Nick quit leaving us without Asmodeus , Sub Zero and Scorpian maybe if we are lucy he will bring back Stone Cold and perhaps even Goldberg as well!!! We can only pray that he does.. This is a most happy day for The RMWF wrestlers indeed . As Nick can not make everyone lose on his cards any more and is banned from the fed forever !
4-11-01 The Bricks ( 0-1 ) retired this day . There parting words we're just a good as there role plays as they we're quoted saying " See Ya ! "
4-13-01 In addition to a curbjaw Uncle Kraker generally gave Juicy thu the beating of his life on Friday Night Slam!!!
4-14-01 On the first episode of Saturday Night Slaughter Rebel was hospitalized after being trapped in a car which was then ignited!!! Also on that show Darkstalka gave rising star Jimi Pop a reality check and a reminder that while he may be shooting his way up through the rankings that he is no match for The RMWF's old school veterans..
4-15-01 SiD 'the King' Nasty assaulted an extremely annoying fan on Easter Sunday's house show
4-17-01 Rebel got a restraining order stating Kid Money could not touch him until a RMWF match was signed . Costa Nastra returned after being released from county jail for a RICO case . The charges were dropped after the witnesses turned up missing or unwilling to testify , hmmmmmm .
4-18-01 On Wednsday Night's Havok to everyone's surprize, Fraser Newlands bashed in Justinsane's face with a hammer!!!! Which proves even the biggest loser can have his day..
4-19-01 He's quit, returned, been fired and then even eventually killed.. Yet for some reason Timebomb ( 2-9 ) had remained on the rankings until today. See, we are so busy putting out quality entertainment we overlook such minor details as that..
4-20-01 In typical RMWF fashion, Cosa Nostro gunned down JT Freeze ( 0-2 ) in cold blood on Friday Night Slam.. If you suck.. TRY harder.. It's not that hard to be a good wrestler if you persist.. If not, such is your fate..
4-22-01 Again we lost one of our best veteran wrestlers Darkstalka ( 23 -12 ) . He was quoted as saying " I really wanted to make my mark on this fed but have not been able to do so . " Which The RMWF has to disagree with . Darkstalka gave us many brutal matches , and many great memories . He will always be remebered here and will surley be missed !
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