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| My humourous essay of random thoughts |
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| Hello there. Welcome to my random essay. I hope you enjoy reading it, and that it provides much humour for humourous purposes in humourisation. If you don't like humour, try reading every second word so it doesn't make sense. During an exam today, I was thinking about religion. It was a religion exam, that's why. I don't normally think about religion. Apart from when I'm in a religion lesson. Anyway, I thought that there are lots of conflicting ideas in religions. Which there are. So, why doesn't the bosses of every religion get together, and make a new religion? Then we won't be arguing about who is more powerful! I propose that we call it "hinduislamchristianityjudaismsikh" and any others can be stuck on the end. Then, the people who follow this religion will have a bloody good read on their hands, because we'll combine all the holy books! Then we'll make this wicked looking symbol, by mixing up all the other symbols! This will put a stop to the fighting all over the place. Apart from when people get pissed, then it doesn't work. I have also been recently wondering what it must be like to be a dog. Why do they have tails? Why do some dogs not have tails? What kind of sick freak cuts off a dog's tail? Picture that: "What do you do for a living?" "I cut off dog's tails." Not a great job. It must be awful. Like waking up with no arm next to you where there should be an arm. I may be wrong. The dog might see its tail as an affliction. A terrible hairy worm that it has to carry around all the time. Feel free to email me about dog's tails. Or any tail for that matter. I have also realised how pointless school is. I have often got this feeling during maths lessons, when doing pointless sums which will never occur when I am older. |
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