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Welcome to this page, where we, the Koopa Kids have been forced to review Mario games. We don't want to do it, but Bowser has forced us to. So here are some Mario games we reviewed. The sad part is, we aren't in some of these! 5 stars- Great! 4 stars- Good! 3 stars- OK. 2 stars- Fair! 1 star- Poor! 0 stars- Terrible! 5+ stars- Best game ever! -5 stars- Let's just say that this was the worst game ever made in Mario history! It's a disgrace! It shouldn't have even be played or sold in stores! What we're trying to say is, it's worse than 0 stars!

Super Mario Bros. 1- The first Mario game we've played. Apparently, it's some 2-d game where Mario goes around defeating enemies and then defeats our father about 8 times! Poor King Dad! He must've gotten some surgery during Super Mario Bros. 2. Bowser didn't even look like himself. He looked like some weird dragon. 3 stars.

Super Mario Bros. 2- In our opinion, this happens to be one of the worst Mario games ever. Look at it, it doesn't even look Mario related! It just looks like a crummy old mess! This game was actually made from a game called Doki Doki Panic, which wouldn't have been our Super Mario Bros. 2 if the real one, which is Lost Levels, was released in the U.S. It did have the Mario characters in it, but it just didn't follow up enough to the first Mario. The boss is also our Uncle Wart, who gets killed if we throw vegetables in his mouth. We went to his funeral after his death from feeding him vegetables. It's all Super Mario Bros. 2's fault for getting him killed. Luckily, he tricked us from being dead and revived himself, but we decided he should not be in another game. He's really bad at battling. 0 stars. No offense Wart, but I think you made this game horrible mostly.

Super Mario Bros. 3- Yes! A better game! And it is the best we've ever played! It's the first game that ever had us in it. This review may have been on another page, but we're going to do it again to get your attention. This game is way better than Super Mario Bros. 1 and 2 combined. There are some cool items, like the P-Wing, the new Tanooki suit, and even the new Hammer Bro. suit! It even had some great challenges, especially Pipe Land! And it wasn't one of those wussy games either! And what's even excellent about this is that there were so many cool original worlds, and it was the best-selling Nintendo game of all time! Just regular Nintendo. Almost every Mario game cannot compare with this wonderful work of art. 5+ stars.

Super Mario World- Hmm... A pretty good game. It was the first one ever for SNES, and it marks the premiere of Yoshi, a dinosaur who eats too much! This game also had us in it. 1 Koopa Kid would shoot fire, 2 others would hide in pipes, another 2 would go around the wall, and the last 2 were playing on the teeter-totter in lava, trying to burn Mario. It was kinda like a prehistoric world, but it was a pretty enjoyable game, fighting our dad in a clown-copter seemed nice also. Not the best, but a great game! 4 stars.

Super Mario 64- The first Mario game for the N64 and the first 3-d Mario game! Unfortunately, we aren't in it, but we've played this game, and it's an awesome one! It's where our dad has stolen all the stars and locked the Princess away. Unfortunately, he forgot to lock one door, which was the door that led to the first world, Bob-omb Battlefield. It led to many stars for Mario, and injuries for King Dad 3 times! But still it was great! Then, the cannon opened, and then Yoshi, on the roof, gave Mario 100 lives! I wonder when the next Mario game will ever come... 4 stars.

Mario Party 2- Well, we Koopa Kids are back from our hiatus to review more Mario games! Anyway, King Dad gave us this game last week and we checked it out. It now has more mini-games than the original Mario Party and some cooler lands. And guess what, we get to see more of Baby Bowser in this game! Of course, the disadvantage here is Toad's very annoying voice. And we're still not in this game! We should've been in Baby Bowser's place, but oh well, he's still cool. And it's even fun to duel! 2 of our siblings usually duel each other in a mini-game, and that's when it's really a contest. Unfortunately, whoever wins the game in the Koopa World is forced to watch their player defeat Bowser. By the way, our favorite land is Bowserland since Baby Bowser takes over and gets rid of Toad for a while. So overall, this looks like a great Mario game to buy! 4 stars.

Super Mario World 2: Yoshi's Island- Well, we all learned Mario's adulthood, so why not learn his childhood? In this game, which Mario and King Dad are both babies in, an evil wizard named Kamek is plotting to kidnap 2 babies (you know who they are). He manages to get one from the stork but misses the other one, which falls into the back of a dinosaur named Yoshi. That of course, was Baby Mario falling. There are many Yoshis in this game which Baby Mario will be riding on and they will help him find his brother, Baby Luigi, but they've gotta beat Baby Bowser (or Baby Dad) first! They also have to find the stork, who was held hostage, so he can deliver the babies to their parents. Awwww... how cute. Anyway, this is a decent game but the most annoying thing about it is Baby Mario's crying! Every time Yoshi gets hit by an enemy, he loses Baby Mario and Mario keeps crying until Yoshi saves him. He has a time limit to do that, but if he doesn't, Kamek's "toadies" will kidnap him. Overall, if you can avoid the crying, than this is ok for you, if you can't stand it, better get some cotton for your ears. 2 stars.

Super Mario Bros.: The Lost Levels- We have to admit, we were playing this game and we had a bit of trouble ourselves. (We found this game in Super Mario All-Stars) This is probably the most challenging Mario game out there. Sure, it sounds and looks like Super Mario Bros. 1, but has tougher obstacles! There are these long gaps you have to cross, and sometimes there's a pipe very far away that you have to reach to get to the goal. And don't forget the warp zones, some could send you back a world. By the way, there is a secret World 9 in this game. To get it, you have to complete every world without going to a single warp zone. World 9 consists of a sea world with everything, including the enemies, under the sea. Some of the levels in that world are very short, and Bowser appears early in a different setting which has no enemies except for Bowser. But you don't even have to play him here, because the flagpole is right past him, if you know the strategy to get there without trouble. Well, eventually, we beat this game, but it took a while to do it. And I'm sure King Dad is going to get mad at us for defeating him in this game. Yikes, there he is! Better run! 2 and a half stars.

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