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| Pig Pen | Make-Over |
| As many of you know, the summers in Texas can get pretty hot. Up to 109F here. Monica and I could never get cool enough. We had been through 10 pools during our summers together but this summer would be different....As I recall it was a HOT summer day here in the great state of Texas and Monica had yet another brilliant idea. As we sat and plotted out how to stay cool we noticed a large hole in the ground. She decided that we grab a couple shovels and start digging. "The coalmines aren't very far down," Monica told me. We began a journey to the caves below. After we got to about a foot deep we decided to fill our "hole" with water. "Mud is good for the skin," exclaimed Monica. We continually kept the water hose running because the ground soaked up water faster then we could roll in it. After about 30 minutes of rolling around in the "skin cleanser" our responsible babysitter realized the massive, gaping, and overflowing hole in my backyard. After being scolded in a language, even as of today, I still do not understand, we were hosed off and were sent inside where we started to plan yet another "fun" adventure... | By Monica: Yet again we enter the world of Fantasy Land! It all started at school when Megan and I were contemplating when we should throw our slumber party. Movies were chosen, food selection was thought out, and the guest list was still under construction. So far Megan and Monica were the only guests. As hours went by we started conversing whether or not we should invite Melony, Corinna, and Ruben. Melony and Ruben had something come up. Corinna's mom said yes but she had to be home early the next day. After watching "The Night Of The Scarecrow" Corinna fell asleep. So Megan and I continued with the party and decided to do make-overs. After Monica and Megan were made up beautifully we decided that we needed another victim. We whooped out our cherry apple red lipstick and started to demonstrate how a blind professional cosmotologist would give a make-over. About 5 minutes later Corinna woke up with a disturbed look on her face. As she became coherent she noticed the lipstick in Monica's hand then jumped up and started to scream! "MY MOM IS GOING TO BE SO MAD AT ME AND IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT!" We still can't stop laughing.....! |
| Michelle and Melissa | |
| Michelle and Melissa....ahhh how that brings back memories. One day Monica and I decided to become desk clerks at the Movie Gallery. After pulling out my whole family's collection of videos we started to scan them and tell Billy Bob when his movies were due back. Monica and I made out our name tags as, you guessed it, Michelle and Melissa. Michelle was the snobby "I hate you more than anything" kind of girl. While I, Melissa, was the sweet and innocent "I aim to please" kind of person. So ever since we started to use those names Monica and I decided to name our children that but as we grew older we realized we would use different names. For me I chose November Rain for a girl and Joshua Blake Rafe for a boy. Monica on the other hand chose Brittany Jean for a girl and Justin Randall for a boy. See the connection there? HAHA! |
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