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This is another page of my and Monica's stories. Hope they make you laugh! |
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| Rollerblades | Ruben |
| If you did not know I like to roller blade and ice skate. One day I felt in the mood to go blading but Monica didn't know how. I had another pair of blades that she could use so I figured it would be cool if I "taught" her how to blade. So...I strapped them on her and I started to skate around and obviously made it look easy because she got right out onto the cement (same place as "The Bottle" incident). She started off not too bad and started to get the hang of it so I started to skate around and quit paying attention to what she was doing then I heard a boom and then I turned around to see Monica lying on the cement. It took about 10 minutes for me to get her back on her feet because it's pretty hard for beginners to get back up (I know from experience). So I skated with her for a while and then same thing happened...I spaced out into my own world and then I started to turn around and right when I turned I saw Monica crash into a beam. | This story is not so much funny but Monica asked me to put it on my page. Monica, Melony, Ruben and I used to be the bestest of friends. Melony's mom wouldn't let her go anywhere with me unless Ruben went. Their family had just moved to town so he didn't have any friends. Ruben went everywhere with us. He went to like two of my birthday parties, the one at the pool and one at the ice skating rink. I think both me and Monica liked him at one point in time. I even still liked him as a friend after he threw my kitten into my pool from 10 feet away just because I messed up his hair. But anyways, Monica really liked him and I don't know if she still does but he quit being our friend when he got into high school because he became popular and was like "head jock". I still find that so retarded. But she has liked him for around or even over 7 years. Just wanted to let you in on that "valuable" information. HaHa! |
| Barbie Shoes | Chocolate Pie |
| I don't really remember how old I was when this happened all I know is that I find it very funny. One day when Monica and I were really bored we decided to play with my Barbies. I had this huge box full of Barbies, thier clothes and shoes, Kens and stuff like that. We were dressing up this one Barbie and she was wearing this really cute pink dress and we put her hair up in a ponytail and she looked so cute. We went looking through my box for the perfect shoes to go with the Barbies pink dress. We found some white boots but they didn't look right so we settled on some pink high heels. One of the heels was sorta messed up so Monica figured that if I chewed on it it would straighten out so I did. (I know I should have learned by now not to listen to her but I still do.) After a couple minutes I accidently swallowed it. I ran into the living room where my grandpa was reading the paper and started screaming because the heel had caught in my throat. He finally got up and gave me some water to wash it down. I then asked him, "But what about the shoe?" and he replied "Don't worry...you'll get it back." I could not figure out HOW I would get it back then finally a few days later while eating at Red Lobster I figured out what he meant. And if you're thinking about it...NO I didn't get it back! | Neither of us really remember whether it was a chocolate cake or pie, but we'll just say pie. Well one day we decided to make a chocolate "pie". We already had the dirt in the pan. (My grandma always got mad because we used to steal her pots and pans to make these.) We added leaves and some small pebbles. We finally added water and stirred it all up and poured it into a cake pan. After we let is sit for a little bit we thought that it would be cool if someone actually bought one from us. We put the pie onto my Red Flyer wagon and started to walk around the neighborhood. We already had stopped by like 6 people's houses and none of them would fall for it. We then finally stopped by this old ladie's house. She's really sweet and I still talk to her. Her name is Monwela and she was the ONLY babysitter that I ever had. Anyways, Monica can speak a little spanish so Monica tried to ask her if she wanted to buy it. She said yes and actually gave us 5 dollars for it. I still think that was really sweet and we laughed all the way home because we figured that she would actually eat it. I still don't know what we did with the 5 dollars... |
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