Maxims from the Internet Age

Home is where you hang your @



The E-mail of the species is more deadly than the mail.



A journey of a thousand sites begins with a single click.


You can't teach a new mouse old clicks.


Speak softly and carry a cellular phone.


C:\ is the root of all evil directories.



Don't put all your hype in one home page.


Too many clicks spoil the browse.


The geek shall inherit the earth.


A chat has nine lives.

 
Don't byte off more than you can view.

 
What boots up must come down.


Windows will never cease.

 
Modulation in all things. A user and his leisure
time are soon parted.

 
There's no place like www.home.com


Oh, what a tangled website we weave when first we practice.


Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach him to use the Net and he won't bother you for weeks



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