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Your so stupid:
I saw you looking over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes.
it took you a half an hour to make minute rice
you thought a hot meal was stolen food.
you looks for the sunday paper on Tuesday.
you put your puppy in the oven to make hot dogs
you bought a solar power flashlight
If i gave you a penny i'd get back change
you took the pepsi challenge and chose jif
you thought taco bell was a phone company in Mexico
i told you it was chilly outsie and went and got a bowl
i told you drinks were on the house and you went and got a ladder
you thought Beriut was a famous home run hitter
you calls pagers collect
tried to strangle herself with a cordless phone
you sent me a fax with a a stamp on it
they burned your school dowm to get her past the 2nd grade
you asked me what kind of jeans i had on I said: Guess and she said levis
when you had a baby she looked at the anbilical cord and said cool it comes with cable
you thought hamburger helper came with another person
you sold your car for gas money
that you hop the turnstyle when she gets OFF the train |
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