Welcome to the Cantina - Max Rebo Band - Star Wars - http://maxpages.com/theforce/Max_Rebo

Hey! I'm Max Rebo. I'm the leader of the band. I'm a squat Ortolan. I'm from the planet Orto, in the Orto system. My people -- we love food. We have very good hearing which is probably why we love music so much. Oh yes, besides leading this band, I play the keyboard on my Red Ball Organ. Nice talking to you.

Hello. I'm Droopy McCool. I was actually born with the name Snit. I'm of the Kitonak species. My home planet is Kirdo 3. It's a desert world. We are very patient people. And we follow our main food, Chooba slugs. We hollow Chidinka plants to make flute instruments. We like to play songs about love.

Good day! I'm Sy Snootles. I'm the lead singer. Sorry for my appearance. I've always looked like a gourd on stilts. I replaced the original lead singer, Evar Orbus. The band was originally called Evar Orbus and His Galactic Jizz Wailers. But he was shot and killed. That's a long story. After all that bussiness, the band was renamed, and we came in contact with Jabba the Hutt. He offered us a lifetime contract. He payed with all the food we could eat. Rebo thought it was the best contract he had ever heard of. I didn't much like it, and either did Droopy. So we looked for other ways to make money. I was pleased when the droid M3-D2 came to me to spy on Lady Valarian. And then sixteen others arrived, asking to spy on their masters and mistresses. Then came along Jabba's Twi'lek lieutenant, who told me to take commissions but report to him. He would give me the information to leak out, and Jabba would pay me. Meanwhile, Max made friends with the cook, and Droopy learned some things from one of the Gamorrean guards. He had seen a group of Kitonaks in the deep desert on this planet. But we continued to play. We were there, watching the place change, and people come in and out, bla bla bla, until Max recognized a woman whom he knew from the Royal family of Alderaan. She was taken captive, and then a Jedi was also taken prisoner. We played on Jabba's sail barge at their "almost" execution. There were some smugglers there too. But the princess killed Jabba, ending our contract, and the sail barge blew up. We escaped with our lives, but barely. We jumped into the sand, leaving our instruments behind. But here we are today. Who would have guessed.

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