Pyrochar:
This is the Anti-Pokémon Quest homepage. It is a quest to rid the internet and all
the people on the internet of pokémon. Why get rid of pokémon? Because it's an
extremely addictive game that is getting innocent children and adults hooked on
it. Instead of riding there bikes, (I have witnessed this. It was a kid in my
neighborhood.) they sit outside because there parents made them go in hope that
they would move yet they're in the shade so they can escape the glare on their
gameboy, playing pokémon. Slowly losing their brains and getting little exercise if
any, so they can get all 150 pokémon and beat the Elite Four. So now they sit
there rotting away for a game. It's not there fault they got addicted. Pokémon is a
disease that spreads like grass fires but is as hard to put out as grease fires. This
quest is devoted to the downfall of pokémon on the internet! Want a more
descriptive reason to destoy pokémon just click here. Pokémon is an extremely addictive game. So one who is totally involved in it will probally never recover. But ones who have
quickly been dunked in it's outrageous stupidity might get better. I ,personally, have only played it once or twice. But most of
my experience in its homosexualness is how everybody in my school was talking about it. Jive and I( who goes to the same
school obviously) ignored and tried to wait it out at first but soon found out that if not tempered with, it got stronger. Eventually
after many beatings ( Of the pokémon players) and them discovering how much it truly sucked turned to the good side.
Unfortunately they may still have what I like to call "The Pokemon Tumor" still floating in there blood and mind. Some people
we could never turn and quickly stopped trying in case we were to fall in one of there evil mind traps.
After some reasearch we have found out that not only does Pokémon suck, it sucks knowledge straight from their heads and
stops them from moving everything except there fingers and eyes. In one case I saw, there was a kid who's mom kicked him
out of her house for two hours so he would get some exercise. But, unfortunately, this plan did not work because instead of
maybe actually doing something he pulled out his new pocket size gameboy and started playing pokémon. Which was the
original reason she kicked him out. I later pulled out the cardrige while he was playing, causing him to lose all information that
was saved. One could say it's a plot by the japanese to make Americans weaker. Along with all their other stupid games. Or it
could be a plan to ruin the economy. Which by the way wouldn't work. Also it consumes it victims and catches new ones very
quickly. In another case there was a boy who didn't seem like the type that would like pokémon. After being asked why he
bought pokémon he responded "Well, you know, everyone else in my class has it and so it must be cool...." Ahah. So
Pokémon uses peer pressure as one of it's weapons. Who knows what else could play a role in it.
Even if this wasn't the original purpose of the japanese, it's pure evil and so I think it is a crime against humanity.
LTMew:
I think that pokémon is OKay i only like the cards cause there worth so much!!
So technicly I'm With pokémon!! |