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| This is my fish stories section. If you know any good stories true or false Email me at the_fish_pond@yahoo.com and I will add them to my list!!!! Enjoy!!!!!!!!!!!! Take two whole carp fillets. Stuff with rosemary or garlic. Salt and pepper to tast. Fold and lay on a hickory or maple board. bake for 45 min or untill golden brrown. When done throw away carp and eat the board!!!!! by Ron Elrod friend of the fish pond webmaster One time I was fishing with my dad at a pond and he wanted to use a good lour of mine. It was a little trout inline bead spinner with a small gold trebble hook and Idaho blade. he cast it around then ge got about a five lb catfish. The only problum was pulling it through the three feet of moss on the edge. He got the cat half way through and the line broke. Out of instinct I ran into the water felt through the dense mats of vegitation got the cat in 3ft of water and through it on the bank. Then I ran up got it pulled by lour out of it's mouth and gave it to my dad. THen I had to run back around the lake to get my pole with a bluegill on it and endingup catching the bigest bass of my life a 6.5 lb giant that I could stick my whole fost down his throught to touch the bluegill tale* by The fish pond webmaster 22lilamon The other day I was at bass pro shopps and was hearing a simanar by Jimmy houstin when he came out with this joke. He was at his friends house having chicken. He said his friend had every kind of chicken you could think of . He said the meal was ok, then they went out on the front porch to drink some Ice tea. " cause thats what they do in the south " When a chicken came round the side of the house walkin funny looking half dead. He lookes at his friend and said whats wrong with that chicken? His friend goes I don't know , but their drooping faster 'en we can eat um!! |
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