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| You know your a redneck if you have a bumpersticker that said insured by Smith and Wesson you think hitt'en a deer at 35mph is fast food you are in a custody battle over a hunten dog you or your cousin, or brothers name is buba the UFO hotline limits you to 3 calls a day you were shooting trap in Roswell and shot down a steel pigion If your dad walks you to school because your in the same grade your front porch colapses killing three dogs if you wore your purchase out of the store the blue book price for your truck fluctuates with the amount of gas it has in it your hunting dog cost more than the truck you drive him in you think possum is the other white meat you wonder how gas stations keep the bathroom so clean you have the fansiest out house in the county becase of the bullet hole windows you have two dogs named blue racoon is a delicacy to your family your kids names are buba, fread, bobby, bobby joe, and bobby joeta ( your daughter ) you think war of the worlds was a biography about the time you fought with aliens over one of your hunting dogs if your photo is on a bait shop wall if you say ya'll more than 3 times a day |
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