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Suprises

One day, Cloud, Tifa, and Barret were walking around in Kalm. It was around noon so they decided to go into the restaurant and have a bite for launch. Barret didn't wan to go in only because, right in the middle table, Heidigger and Scarlet were having some strange meal. Since Barret hates ShinRa (no crap), he went to go eat somewhere else. Tifa and Cloud went in. When they ordered, the lights went out and "Guess Who"'s music came on.
"What the hell?" questioned Cloud.
"I dunno...." Tifa replied.
The lights came back on and everyone was dead in the room except for them. Tifa burst out in laughter.
"What's goin' on Tifa?" asked Cloud.
"That $%#(@! Scarlet died!!!HAHAHAHA" cried Tifa.
"Oh, jeez"
All of a sudden, "Guess Who" appeared, SEPHIROTH!!!!
"You couldn't have had a story without me" said Sephy and snickered.
"Damnit...." mumbled Cloud.
"GO AWAY SEPHIROTH, CLOUD AND I JUST WANNA HAVE LAUNCH!!" yelled Tifa.
"Awwww, isn't that sweet" cracked Sephiroth, then made Cloud run home against his will.
"I.....must......go," Cloud said blankly, then he ran off.
"Huh? Why do you have to go? Wait, Sephiroth are you making him go?"
Sephiroth leans back in his chair, put a foot up on the table, looked up to the ceiling, and whistled innocently.
"You, you, you, you look hot, I could give 2 $&!$@ if you killed my parents, hey wanna go out tonight?" Tifa said excitedly.
"WHA????Well, ok, how about 7?" Sephiroth said with amazement.
"Ok,"Tifa says with a lightened voice and giggles,"See you there!"

Later that evening.........

"Sephiroth, you look so, so" Tifa said, looking at Sephiroth, which he is wearing the same old same old.
"Yeah, whatever, anybody gives me a look I'll kill em."
"So %$#!& stupid!!!!" and the Tifa jamms a knife into his gut.
In walks Cloud, which sees his plan worked, and laughs.

by, DJKast@aol.com

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