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Sector 7 Park

CAST:
Cloud: Stan
Vincent: Kyle
Cait Sith: Cartman
Aeris: Kenny
Tifa: Wendy
Barret: Chef
Cid: Mr. Garrison
Scarlet: Ms. Crabtree
Yuffie: Ike
Palmer: Pip
Sephiroth: Craig (The kid who keeps flicking people off)
Red XIII: Mr. Mackey
Rufus: Tweek
Weapon: Himself

Setting: Sector 7. AVALANCHE Hideout

Cloud: Hey Vincent. How are you?
Vincent: Fine. AWWWWW MAN!
Cloud: What?
Vincent: My little sister is keep on following me to school.
Yuffie: Hey Vincent.
Vincent: Yuffie. You can't go to school! This is college. You're only in high school! You're on summer vacation! GO HOME!
Yuffie: No.
Cait Sith: Hey dudes.
Cloud: What the h*** are you wearing Cait Sith?!
Cait Sith: My mom bought it. Isn't it cool?
Vincent: NO IT'S NOT COOL TO DRESS UP LIKE A FAIRY FAT A**!
Cait Sith: I'm not fat! I'm big-boned!
Aeris: MFFMFF.
Cloud: What?
Aeris: MFFMFF.
Vincent: Huh?
Aeris: MFFMFF!
Cait Sith: What?
Aeris takes off her orange hood.
Aeris: ARE YOU DEAF?! I SAID HELLO!
Cloud: OH.
Vincent: We didn't understand you.
Aeris puts her hood back on.
Aeris: MMFF MFFFFMF MMFF MMFFM! (Try harder next time!)
Cloud: OK.
Cait Sith: Where the h*** is our bus?
Vincent: I don't know. YUFFIE! GO HOME!
Yuffie: NO!
Cait Sith: GO HOME GOD D*** IT!
Yuffie: Shut fat a**!
Cait Sith: Get you're little sister home now!
Vincent: Go home!
Yuffie: NO.
Vincent: See?
Cait Sith: Tell your stupid sister to get out of here before I turn her into a shishkabob and eat her!
Vincent: DON'T CALL MY SISTER STUPID!
Cait Sith: OHH! You're sister is SOOOOO STUPID! STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID SISTER!
Vincent: GRRRRRRR!
The bus arrives.
Scarlet: COME ON! We're running late!
Everyone gets on.
Vincent: I really have to make up a plan to keep Yuffie home.
Cloud: Don't worry about it dude.
Scarlet: SIT DOWN BACK THERE! AAHH!
Cloud: Oh be quite your ugly slut!
Scarlet: WHAT DID YOU SAY?!
Cloud: I said I always wanted to kick Sephiroth's butt.
Scarlet: OH. Me too.
The bus gets too school.
Barret: Hello there children!
Everyone: Hey Barret.
Barret: How are you doing?
Vincent: Bad.
Barret: Why bad?
Vincent: I can't seem to make my little sister go home!
Barret: Oh children. You're little brothers and sisters are special to you. They just want to be with you.
Cait Sith: Yeah, but Vincent's sister is a pain in the a**.
Aeris: MMFF MFF MFF MF? (What should we do?)
Barret: Try telling her to go home. I gotta go!
Barret leaves.
Vincent: Go home? GO HOME?!?!?!?!?! Like that's ever worked!
Cloud, Vincent, Cait Sith, and Aeris walk into school.
By TOMBR13@aol.com

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