Every cow gets sick sometimes thats why we have choclate milk!
Every child is smart if they know they're stupid.
Why is it every time a guy asks me, "Want to come over to my place?" I always ask,"is it a king or queen size?"
If a cat has hair balls what does a man have??
What do you call a blonde holding a lighter?
A hot air balloon*^
What do guys mean when they say,"Fill 'er up." |