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école suce âne (School, um, stinks)

"A crush is like a ball point pen…if it doesn't work throw it out and get a new one."

"You`re just jealous cause the little voices talk to me!"

"Guys are like beanie babies-they`re cheap,their heads are full of stuffing,and the really cute ones are hard to find!"

"Blame someone else and get on with your life"-

"Don`t worry about what people say about you cause it can`t be as bad as what you think about them"

Guys are like parking spaces...There aren't enough good ones

"Kissing a smoker is like licking an ashtray"

"There are no stupid questions, just stupid people"

(C) Copywrong 1995 - All rights reversed

"Always remember that you are unique. Just like everyone else"

" God created man before woman because you need to make a roughdraft before you create a masterpiece."

"My Mommy said I was special."

"I have a name, don't call me kid"

East to the sea, West to the land,
Death to the B****, that touches my man.

"Never take life seriously. No one gets out alive, anyway."

"Getting the perfect wave and the perfect guy is similar. They are both hard to find, and when you do find it, hang on to it! Caution : May be rocky path ahead!"

"You cant have everything..where would you put it?"

"You live once don't screw it up!"

"If practice makes perfect and nobody's perfect, then why practice?"

"Nobody is normal"

"I never make stupid mistakes. Only very, very clever ones"

"Life is like a box of chocolates, ya never know what your gonna get"

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Trash got dumped,
And so have you.

Roses are red
Violets are black,
Got to h__l,
And never come back.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
God made me pretty,
What happened to you.

Girls win, boys lose, just another Cinderella story.

"When all else fails, read the instructions!"

"Out of my mind... Back in 5 minutes. "

"Cats aren't clean, they're just covered in cat spit." (That's for you Samara!)

"As we mature we tend to ponder the deeper questions, Like, if Mike Brady was such a good architect how come he only had one upstairs bathroom- for 6 kids?"

"I have opinions of my own -- strong opinions --but I don't always agree with them." -George Bush

"Men, I want you just thinking of one word all season. One word and one word only: Super Bowl." -Bill Peterson, football coach

“If a man says something, but there's no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?”

“Tell your little voices to shut up! I can't hear my own.”

"I like you....you remind me of when I was young and stupid!"

"Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film."

"I climbed the door and opened the stairs, I said my pajamas and got on my prayers. I turned off the bed and crawled into light, all because you kissed me good-night."

"If it's stupid you're talking to the right person, okay? I happen to have a world of experience when it comes to stupidity." -Dawson

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