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Outside a Muffler Shop:
"No appointment necessary. We'll hear you coming."

On an Electrician's truck:
"Let us remove your shorts."

In a Non-smoking area:
"If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and
take appropriate action."

On Maternity Room door:
"Push, Push, Push."

On a Front Door:
"Everyone on the premises is a vegetarian except the dog."

At an Optometrist's Office:
"If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come tothe right place."

On a Scientist's door:
"Gone Fission"

On a Taxidermist's window:
"We really know our stuff."

In a Podiatrist's window:
"Time wounds all heels."

At a Used Car Lot:
"Second Hand cars in first crash condition."

On a fence:
"Salesmen welcome. Dog food is expensive."

At a Car Dealership:
"The best way to get back on your feet - miss a carpayment."

Outside a Hotel:
"Help! We need inn-experienced people."

At an Auto Body Shop:
"May we have the next dents?"

In a Veterinarian's waiting room:
"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"

On a Music Teacher's door:
"Out Chopin."

At the Electric Company:
"We would be delighted if you send in your bill. However, ifyou don't,
you will be."

In a Beauty Shop:
"Dye now!"

On the side of a Garbage Truck:
"We've got what it takes to take what you've got."

On the door of a Computer Store:
"Out for a quick byte."

In a Restaurant window:
"Don't stand there and be hungry, come in and get fed up."

Inside a Bowling Alley:
"Please be quiet. We need to hear a pin drop."

In a Cafeteria:
"Shoes are required to eat in the cafeteria. Socks can eat
any place they want."

On the door of a Music Library:
"Bach in a minuet."

In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
"Drive carefully, we'll wait."

In a Counselor's office:
"Growing old is mandatory. Growing wise is optional."

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