When God made man, she was just kidding.
Honk if you love peace and quiet
Jesus is coming; everyone look busy
If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you!
If you don't like my driving then stay off the sidewalk!
Hit me please! I need the money!
He who laughs last thinks slowest.
Who stuck their car to my bumper sticker?
Back off: my hockey mom can beat up your soccer mom.
Don't follow me; I'm lost too!
Engergizer bunny arrested; charged with battery.
If you think I'm weird, you should see my parents.
Auntie Em, Hate you, hate Kansas, taking the dog. - Dorthy |