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OK, here are some pick-up lines, don't expect them to work, but some of them are funny, so I thought it would be cool to add this page to Paul1. Some are what guys would use, and some are what girls would use..

I would use a pickup line, but I'm sure that, looking as good as you do, you've already heard it.

Hi, I'm writing a phone book, can I have your number?
I lost my phone number...can I have yours?
I lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?
I seem to have lost my number, can I have yours?

I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I'll sure make your bedrock.
I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I sure can make your bedrock.

Should I break it to your friend that she's going home alone?

Hey, is it cold in here, or are you just glad to see me?
Is that a pea in your pocket or are you just excited to see me?

I knew milk did a body good, but DAMN, how much have you been drinking lately?
I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much have you been drinking?
They call me Milk, because I do your body good.
Baby I'm like milk; I'll do your body good.

If I invented the alphabet I would of put U and I together.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put 'u' and 'i' closer together.

You have 236 bones in your body, want one more?
You have 250 bones in your body, want another?
I like every bone in your body especially mine.

Is your dad a terrorist? Cause you're the bomb!
Damn, girl, was your dad a boxer? 'Cause you're a knockout.
Your daddy must have been a drug dealer 'cause you're dope.

Do you sleep on your stomach? (assuming she/he says no)Can I?
Do you sleep on your stomach? No? Can I?

They should call you WD-40, 'cause you've got some smooth moves.
You be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King, you treat me right and I'll do it your way.
Your body must be Visa because it's everywhere I want to be.
Is your name Gillette? ...Because you're the best a man can get.
You're like a Pringles. Once I pop you, I can't stop you!
If you were a meal at McDonalds you'd be McGourgeous.

That outfit looks great on you. It would look even better rolled up in a ball on my bedroom floor.
That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.
Nice dress, can I talk you out of it?
(After you lick her sleeve) Well we better get you out of those wet clothes!

Excuse me, but are those space pants your wearing, because you're out of this world.
Are those pants from outer space? Cause that ass is out of this world.
Is that a keg in your pants? Cause I'd just love to tap that ass!

Why didn't you tell me I was in love with you?
Do you have a quarter? My mom told me to call her when I fell in love.
You’re the reason women fall in love.

Nice shoes, wanna fuck?
Nice shirt.... wanna fuck?

Is that a mirror in your pants because I can see myself in them.
Do you wash your clothes in Windex? Because I can see myself in your pants.
Pardon me, is there a mirror in your pocket because I can see myself in your pants.

Are you a parking ticket? Because you have fine written all over you.
You must be a lumberjack, cuz you're putting wood in my pants.

Fuck me if I'm wrong...but haven't we met before?
Hey you want to know what I heard about you? Fuck me and I'll tell you.
Fuck me if I'm wrong, but is your name Yolanda?

Hey baby lets play army I'll lay down you can blow me up.
Wanna play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me.

How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?
How about you sit on my lap and we'll straighten things out.
Hey baby, why don't you sit on my lap, and we'll talk about the first thing that POPS up!!!

My feet are getting cold, 'cause you knocked my socks off!
You must be tired, because you've been running through my mind all day!
You'd better start giving me mouth to mouth, because you just took my breath away.
I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away!
I hope you've got a defibrillator in your purse, because you just made my heart stop.

(Motion for girl to come here with one finger), "If I can make you come with this finger, imagine what I could do with all five!"
(motion the person towards you) then say hey, do u always cum when I finger you?

The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
You have nice legs. What time do they open?
If your left leg is thanksgiving and your right leg is Christmas can I visit you in-between the holidays.

That shirt is very becoming, if I were on you, I'd be coming too.
Ya know, that shirt is very becoming on you...of course, if I was on you, I'd be cumming too.

This Valentines Day, I really want you to know how I feel...So you better use both hands.
You're on my mind this Valentine's Day...but I'd prefer you on my bed.
This Valentine's Day I want you to know that I'm head-over-heels for you...and I know some other positions too.

Honey, yore purtier than a tomater in a seed catalog.
The missing teeth just leave more room for your tongue.

Can you direct me to the nearest phone box...coz I gotta call God to tell him I've found his missing angel.
When God made you, he was having a very good day.
The Bible says my body is a temple. Do you want to come over for midnight mass?

I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me instead?
I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you instead?
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Your legs must be tired, because you've been running through my mind all day long.
I may not be the cutest guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
Hey, whatz up? Wanna go see one of those moochy love movies, we could get realistic on 'em.
You're just like, wow, when the toast pops up.
Oh! Sorry, I thought that was a Braille nametag.
You look a bit down. Mind if I pick you up?
I lost my virginity, can I have yours?
If I were bread, would you be my butter?
Are you wearing lipstick? Well mind if a taste it?
Are you gonna dance? Or are you just gonna stand there looking good?
(Tapping thigh) You just think this is my leg.
What are you doing tonight beside me?
Hey, you want to go out for pizza and some sex? What, you don't like pizza?
I don't even need a crystal ball to see myself in your future.
It's a good thing I've got a Porsche, 'cause you've got some dangerous curves.
I just wanted you to know, we are going to have sex tonight... Whether or not you join me is totally up to you.
Is it hot in here, or is it just you?
I’ll take one of you with nothing on…to go.
You have a beautiful body. Will you hold that against me?
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. Yes is the answer.
Could you please step away from the bar? You're melting all the ice.
Wink. I'll do the rest.
I need someone really bad...Are you really bad?
I wish all the men were bricks in a pile, and I were a bricklayer. I'd lay them by the mile.
Do you work for UPS? 'Cause I could swear that you were checking out my package.
Do you have any raisins? How about a date?
If I told you that you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?
I wanna use your thighs as earmuffs.
Are those real?
(offer guy/girl a screw) wanna screw?
Why don't you come over and we can do math in the bed; add us, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and I'll multiply.
So, do you want to see something really swell?
My shirt's chaffing me.
Excuse me miss, do you give head to strangers? (No) Well, then, allow me to introduce myself.
Hey baby, wanna wrestle.
Hi, do you want to have children? (assuming the answer is no) Ok then, can we just practice?
You must be the limp doctor because I've got a stiffy.
I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue.
If you were the last woman and I was the last man on earth, I bet we could do it in public.
Hey baby, can I tickle your belly from the inside?
Hey baby, can I tickle your belly button from the inside?
Girl, if you were a porch I'd take out all the nails and screw ya.
What's that perfume you're wearing called... "Fondle Me"?
You must work for Amtrak, baby, `cuz you got a nice caboose.
Yo baby, I bust more nuts than a squirrel
I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand.
Will you be my love buffet so I can lay you out on a table and take anything I want?
Why don't you sit on my face and let me eat my way to your heart?
My face is leaving in 15 minutes. Be on it.
My face is leaving in 15 minutes...be on it!
Have you ever made L-O-V-E? Because I only have L-V-E and I need someone to give me an Ohhhh!!!
Hi, my name is Pogo. Want to jump on my stick?
I'd look good on you.
I want to kiss you passionately on the lips, and then move up to your belly button.
If you were a car door I would slam you all night long
Baby, you're so fine, I want to pour milk all over you and make you part of my complete breakfast.
Baby, I'd run a mile for your vertical smile.
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!
You're so sweet you're giving me a toothache.
Hi, I'm new in town. Can I have directions to your house?
When does your centerfold come out?
I've got the hot dog and you got the buns.
Are we near the airport or is that just my heart taking off?
My friends call me Andrew but you can call me tonight.
How are you today? (Fine) I asked you how you felt not how you look
You're like a championship bass, I don't know if I should mount you or eat you.
"I believe I speak for most men when I say 'Hello'."
Hey baby! There are about 1500 murders being committed right now.... what do you say we go up to my place and make ourselves a little alibi?
I bet you're carrying a rabbit's foot, because you just got lucky.
I'm jealous of that glass, 'cause it gets to touch your lips.
That sweater looks good on you, but it would look even better on my ceiling fan.
I think my ying just found its yang.
You're so hot, you just melted the ice in my drink.
Are you a hitchhiker? Cause it looks like you need to be picked up.
Don't hate me, 'cause you're beautiful.
You look like you've been waiting all your life for a guy like me.
I don't know how you got through security, 'cause you're the bomb.
There's a party in my pants, and you're the only one invited.
Hey... let's go make a fort under the covers!
Let me guess...Is your middle name - Temptation?
Haven't I seen you somewhere before - like - in my wildest dreams?
Did you know that the scientific term for a woman like you is beautimus maximus?
(At the office copy machine) Reproducing, eh? Can I help?
1. If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?
3. If it's true that we are what we eat, I could be you by morning!
4. How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized?
5. I was about to go masturbate and I needed a name to go with your face.
6. My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
8. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like spaghetti. Let's go fuck.
10. If your right leg was Thanksgiving, and your left leg was Christmas, could I meet you between the holidays?
12. Your parents must be retarded, because you are special.
14. I'm not too good at algebra, but doesn't U+I = 69?
15. How about we play lion and lion tamer? You hold your mouth open, and I'll give you the meat.
16. Guy: "Would you like to dance?"
Girl: "I don't care for this song and surely wouldn't dance with you."
Guy: "I'm sorry, you must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in those pants"
17. I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house.
19. I love every bone in your body -especially mine.
20. You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
21. Hey baby, what's your sign? Caution, slippery when wet, dangerous curves ahead, yield?
22. I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this motel room.
25. Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
26. I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
27. That shirt looks very becoming on you, but if I were one I'd be coming too.
28. I'd like to screw your brains out, but it appears that someone beat me to it.
You're so fine I forgot all my pick-up lines!
I'd say 'Bless You' when you sneeze, but I can see that God already has.

If you were a meal at McDonalds you'd be McGourgeous.
Is that a keg in your pants? Cause I'd just love to tap that ass!
Do you wash your clothes in Windex? Because I can see myself in your pants.
Pardon me, is there a mirror in your pocket because I can see myself in your pants.
Is it hot in here, or is it just you?
I need someone really bad...Are you really bad?
I wish all the men were bricks in a pile, and I were a bricklayer. I'd lay them by the mile.
Do you work for UPS? 'Cause I could swear that you were checking out my package.
Do you have any raisins? How about a date?
My friends call me Andrew but you can call me tonight.
How are you today? (Fine) I asked you how you felt not how you look.
Haven't I seen you somewhere before - like - in my wildest dreams?
Are you into video games? 'Cause I bet I know where all your hidden zones are!
Are you doing anything tonight? Because I sure hope it's me.
Penny for my thoughts, quarter to act them out!
Excuse me, do you have a Band-Aid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you.
My lips are wrinkled. Can you press them for me?
Do you work for Kodak? Because you're really well developed.
If kissing were a sport I'd be a varsity player!
(Take out a 1$ bill): I bet I can kiss you on the lips without touching you. (kiss them) Oops, guess I lost.

Guy: I have a magic watch that tells me you aren't wearing any panties.
Girl: But I am wearing panties.
Guy: Oh -- it must be an hour fast.

Your name is Laura, huh? Can I call you Laura? Really, what time?

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