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There were threee people stuck on and island for weeks and they want to escape.
The closest island is 20 miles away so the first person swims 15 miles and dround. The
second person swam 17 miles and dround. The third person swam 19 and a half
miles and could see the island just barely out of sight and she thought no, its too far away so
she swam back.
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There were three people driving in the night and they needed a place to stay for the night.
They see a farm then stop to see if they could stay. The farmer said " OK but I only have 2
spare rooms 1 of you are going to have to stay in the barn. The first guy says ok I will my
papa used to own a farm. So they all slept nice until a little later when the guy who was
sleeping in the barn woke up and knocked on his friend's door and said there's this one
chicken that wont stop clucking in my ear so his friend said ok I'll sleep in their.
He wakes up a little later and knocks on the guy that owns the farms door and he says theirs
this one horse that wont stop kicking me so the person that owns the farm said ok ill
sleep in their im used to it. A little later the guy woke up and knocked on the last guys door.
He says i cant stand all the noise. So the other guy says ok ill sleep in their, (He's a politician).
A little later the animals come to the door.
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One day a person at a bar makes a bet that nobody can beat his friend at squeezing the most
juice out of a lemon that day he beats everybody at thhe bar until a short, peuny, man walks
in the door and squeezes more out of the lemon then the strong guy. Everybody
wondered how so a man came up to him and said what is your job anyways the man says
sir....I work for the CIA.

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